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4 Reviews
Oh yes, black Silkies. Recon approved. Also known as Ranger Panties to our Army Ranger brothers.  These bad boys are 1776% GUARANTEED to knock 5 minutes off your run time.  
5 Reviews
We're bringing OD Green Silkies back to their original Glory. Soft and silky smooth.  Like they were in the Old Corps...when all we had were iron sights and a pair of our trusty Daisy Dukes of Freedom. Rah. 
425 Reviews
  American Flag Silkies"I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure...
Showcase that you’re ready to give the gift that keeps on giving. 
Put these Christmas Silkies on and celebrate in style. 
Perfect for leg day at the gym! Super perfect for Thanksgiving!
1 review
Look who creeping, look who crawling, still balling in the mix, it’s them Rhodesian Brushstroke silkies pullin’ tricks and lookin’ slick. 
You think anyone wants to catch a roundhouse while you’re wearing these bad boys? That’s a Texas sized no there, good buddy. These Pink Camo Silkies sell themselves The perfect Silkies for Breast Cancer Awareness month.
The Aloha Bangarang silkies are coming at you hotter than your boot’s core temp after he gets hit with that rectal rocket on a 20k hike in June. So go on and pick up the Bangarang Silkies while the gittin’ is good. #HatersDontHump Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies...
16 Reviews
"Semper Silkies are freedom. Freedom from tyranny and underwear. Let your legs and bits be free!"
10 Reviews
What's more patriotic than slapping on some Daisy Dukes of Freedom and letting your legs catch some rays?
6 Reviews
Saint Mattis will help you gain to bring the pain. He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you're on BCP so don't eat that chow hall cake, rah.
12 Reviews
Flex your right to bear thighs with the shorts heard 'round the world! Just as the founding squatters intended...
5 Reviews
The Daisy Dukes of Freedom just got a helluva lot bigger! Don't mess with Texas or our Silkies!
26 Reviews
Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. Grab a matching shirt set > Aloha MK17 Shirt
18 Reviews
Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. Grab a matching shirt set > Aloha MK18 Shirt
20 Reviews
Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. Grab a matching shirt set > Aloha M67 Shirt
5 Reviews
"Since buying these silkies: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of...
4 Reviews
These silkies are for the silent majority--those patriotic Americans that don't constantly brag about climbing mountains or running marathons. Because waving the flag is the only cardio you need!

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A portion of every pair of Semper Silkies sold gets donated to charity. We proudly partner with the following charities:

THE SEMPER SILKIESTM STORY

Semper silkies, the official headquarters of silkies. the world’s most versatile shorts. Stuff of marine legend and army lore. Known as catch-me-f*ck-me’s, silky sweets, Action Pants, ranger panties, daisy dukes of freedom, and many more adoring names by service members. Semper silkies is more than the most amazing pair of shorts ever to exist. Semper silkies is a community. A community where everybody wears the most amazing pair of shorts ever to exist! But be careful, silky fans, it has been said that if you cut the liner out of your silkies, you will tear a hole in the space-time continuum. So now go enjoy your silkies my silky friends. . . But keep in mind, you want them snug. So if they fit, go down a size!

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