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51 reviews
Oh yes, black Silkies. Recon approved. Also known as Ranger Panties to our Army Ranger brothers.  These bad boys are 1776% GUARANTEED to knock 5 minutes off your run time.  
77 reviews
We're bringing OD Green Silkies back to their original Glory. Soft and silky smooth.  Like they were in the Old Corps...when all we had were iron sights and a pair of our trusty Daisy Dukes of Freedom. Rah. 
10 reviews
Short? Yup! Silky? Yup! Ready to show your glorious thighs from sea to shining sea? DAMN RIGHT!
640 reviews
Star Spangled American Flag Silkies "I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I...
35 reviews
"Semper Silkies are freedom. Freedom from tyranny and underwear. Let your legs and bits be free!"
6 reviews
The Man, the Myth, the Legend: Chesty Puller The face of a bulldog, the heart of a warrior, a Marine's Marine who earned more medals than any Marine in history! Wear your Chesty Silkies to capture a bit of the greatness. Good night Chesty, wherever you are.
3 reviews
Great quads are not born great, they grow great! Embrace your position at the top of the family as The Quadfather and put up squat numbers they can't refuse.
13 reviews
Thick thighs? Check. Bulge? Check. Maximum freedom intensified? YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT!
13 reviews
Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. AKA Hawaiian Silkies
46 reviews
Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. AKA Hawaiian Silkies.
44 reviews
Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. AKA Hawaiian Silkies.
17 reviews
Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. AKA Hawaiian Silkies.
40 reviews
Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. AKA Hawaiian Silkies.
1 review
Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. AKA Hawaiian Silkies  
10 reviews
The Tesla shorts never stood a chance against Elon and neither will your 5k when you wear these silkies. Born and molded from sheer determination and bold strategies, these silky bois will change your life!
25 reviews
The Daisy Dukes of Freedom just got a helluva lot bigger! Don't mess with Texas or our Silkies!
37 reviews
What's more patriotic than slapping on some Daisy Dukes of Freedom and letting your legs catch some rays?
9 reviews
These silkies are for the silent majority--those patriotic Americans that don't constantly brag about climbing mountains or running marathons. Because waving the flag is the only cardio you need!
3 reviews
Classic Semper Silkies. Thighs need sun too. And, remember, you want them snug. So if they fit, go down a size!
11 reviews
Is there anything more American than Old Glory and bang sticks!? I think not. Stay glorious, my friends.

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A portion of every pair of Semper Silkies sold gets donated to charity. We proudly partner with the following charities:

THE SEMPER SILKIESTM STORY

Semper silkies, the official headquarters of silkies. the world’s most versatile shorts. Stuff of marine legend and army lore. Known as catch-me-f*ck-me’s, silky sweets, Action Pants, ranger panties, daisy dukes of freedom, and many more adoring names by service members. Semper silkies is more than the most amazing pair of shorts ever to exist. Semper silkies is a community. A community where everybody wears the most amazing pair of shorts ever to exist! But be careful, silky fans, it has been said that if you cut the liner out of your silkies, you will tear a hole in the space-time continuum. So now go enjoy your silkies my silky friends. . . But keep in mind, you want them snug. So if they fit, go down a size!

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This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!

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