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There's nothing more romantic than dropping your pants (why would you even be wearing pants?!) and showing off a pair of Kiss Me Silkies!  Also known as Valentine's Day Silkies
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Star Spangled American Flag Silkies "I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I...
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Short? Yup! Silky? Yup! Ready to show your glorious thighs from sea to shining sea? DAMN RIGHT!
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Great quads are not born great, they grow great! Embrace your position at the top of the family as The Quadfather and put up squat numbers they can't refuse.
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Thick thighs? Check. Bulge? Check. Maximum freedom intensified? YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT!
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Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. AKA Hawaiian Silkies.
PRODUCT FEATURES 95% polyester; 5% SpandexMoisture wickingNo tag. Printed label on neckline.
PRODUCT FEATURES 95% polyester; 5% SpandexMoisture wickingNo tag. Printed label on neckline.
PRODUCT FEATURES 95% polyester; 5% SpandexMoisture wickingNo tag. Printed label on neckline.
PRODUCT FEATURES 95% polyester; 5% SpandexMoisture wickingNo tag. Printed label on neckline.
PRODUCT FEATURES 95% polyester; 5% SpandexMoisture wickingNo tag. Printed label on neckline.
PRODUCT FEATURES 95% polyester; 5% SpandexMoisture wickingNo tag. Printed label on neckline.

Giving back

A portion of every pair of Semper Silkies sold gets donated to charity. We proudly partner with the following charities:

THE SEMPER SILKIESTM STORY

Semper silkies, the official headquarters of silkies. the world’s most versatile shorts. Stuff of marine legend and army lore. Known as catch-me-f*ck-me’s, silky sweets, Action Pants, ranger panties, daisy dukes of freedom, and many more adoring names by service members. Semper silkies is more than the most amazing pair of shorts ever to exist. Semper silkies is a community. A community where everybody wears the most amazing pair of shorts ever to exist! But be careful, silky fans, it has been said that if you cut the liner out of your silkies, you will tear a hole in the space-time continuum. So now go enjoy your silkies my silky friends. . . But keep in mind, you want them snug. So if they fit, go down a size!

Shipment Explanation

This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!

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