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Star Spangled American Flag Silkies "I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I...
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Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. AKA Hawaiian Silkies.
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Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. AKA Hawaiian Silkies.
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What's more patriotic than slapping on some Daisy Dukes of Freedom and letting your legs catch some rays?
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"Semper Silkies are freedom. Freedom from tyranny and underwear. Let your legs and bits be free!"
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Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. AKA Hawaiian Silkies.
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Flex your right to bear thighs with the shorts heard 'round the world! Just as the founding squatters intended...
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"Since buying these silkies: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of...
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Short? Yup! Silky? Yup! Ready to show your glorious thighs from sea to shining sea? DAMN RIGHT!
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The Daisy Dukes of Freedom just got a helluva lot bigger! Don't mess with Texas or our Silkies!
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Is there anything more American than Old Glory and bang sticks!? I think not. Stay glorious, my friends.
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Look closely. This isn't your typical camouflage. Tactical and practical.
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Shipment Explanation
This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!
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