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416 Reviews
  American Flag Silkies"I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure...
15 Reviews
Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. Grab a matching shirt set > Aloha MK17 Shirt
15 Reviews
Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. Grab a matching shirt set > Aloha MK18 Shirt
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Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. Grab a matching shirt set > Aloha M67 Shirt
8 Reviews
What's more patriotic than slapping on some Daisy Dukes of Freedom and letting your legs catch some rays?
3 Reviews
"Semper Silkies are freedom. Freedom from tyranny and underwear. Let your legs and bits be free!"
Flex your right to bear thighs with the shorts heard 'round the world! Just as the founding squatters intended...
"Since buying these silkies: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of...
1
The Daisy Dukes of Freedom just got a helluva lot bigger! Don't mess with Texas or our Silkies!
1 review
Saint Mattis will help you gain to bring the pain. He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you're on BCP so don't eat that chow hall cake, rah.
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Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days.

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