When I slip these on, I instantly feel like I'm sitting on top of Mt. Rushmore with a bald eagle on my shoulder while getting a lap dance from the statue of liberty as "Freebird" plays from the heavens.
I’m currently in a pre selection course in the military and I wear these in our off time. They are extremely comfortable and I absolutely love them! Silkies lead the way!
I bought these for my boyfriend and he loves them! First day he wore them he got compliments from everyone (even got hit on by some random guy at the liquor store!) He wore them cliff diving *50 ft cliffs* and said they "held everything in really nicely." Our friend cliff diving with us had just normal swim trunks on and ended up splitting his pants in half silkies are the way to go!
Needs a draw cord easy fix
My M67 Crotch Grenades love these shorts. Even Chesty Puller didn’t caress my boys like these shorts do.
This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!