I’d been laying out for 2 weeks just to get my tan line high high. When I saw that white mail truck pull on to my street my heart started racing, setting off my Tactix Charlie. I slipped into those babies before I got in to my house. I felt like a school boy on prom night. Nervous, yet I knew what was to come. The never knew comfort until silkies. Now I’m the prettiest boy in the room. I’ve become quite the eye candy for neighbors. If you need to make a change, do it with Semper Silkies.
Just love these silkies. Great fit with particular attention to the boys. Cradles the balls with the hands of an angel.
Got some looks from the neighbors, but F 'em. =)
Let’s start with the gains. As soon as I donned these American beauties, my max squat immediately doubled. With every weighted lunge, my balls are cradled by a silk hammock. Extreme tactical advantage because I can easily roundhouse a **** in these. But finally, my title. It should be pretty obvious, they hate giant lizards. So obviously they’ll fear Quadzilla.
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