35
"Semper Silkies are freedom. Freedom from tyranny and underwear. Let your legs and bits be free!"
25
"Since buying these silkies: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of...
18
Short? Yup! Silky? Yup! Ready to show your glorious thighs from sea to shining sea? DAMN RIGHT!
37
What's more patriotic than slapping on some Daisy Dukes of Freedom and letting your legs catch some rays?
31
Flex your right to bear thighs with the shorts heard 'round the world! Just as the founding squatters intended...
44
Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. AKA Hawaiian Silkies.
20
Saint Mattis will help you gain to bring the pain. He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you're on BCP so don't eat that chow hall cake, rah.
17
Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. AKA Hawaiian Silkies.
9
These silkies are for the silent majority--those patriotic Americans that don't constantly brag about climbing mountains or running marathons. Because waving the flag is the only cardio you need!
13
Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. AKA Hawaiian Silkies
10
Mission Essential Gear company meets Call of Duty. Derived from a zoologist and a painter, we bring you... Red Tiger Stripe camo.
SUBSCRIBE IF YOU LIKE TO PARTY
Shipment Explanation
This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!
Excl. postage