Wear at own risk! Silkies may result in an unapologetic FREEDOM *****. Bald Eagles scream on sight and the Statue of Liberty blushes when you walk by. Junk in the trunk sold separately.
With these shorts you have not only style but the flexibility to beat someone's ***. Unlike that Communist Chinese garbage, these bad boys stand the test against some of the most demanding physical activities like Spartan Race, Tough Mudder, and other sports. These silkies are beyond majestic.
Star Spangled American Flag Silkies "I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I...
What's more patriotic than slapping on some Daisy Dukes of Freedom and letting your legs catch some rays?
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Shipment Explanation
This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!