Is that a battle rifle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Love these. They feel like I have nothing on. When my wife first saw these on me she immediately gave birth to a giant sasquatch named Chuck. Couldn't be more pleased with the product.
When I slip these on, I instantly feel like I'm sitting on top of Mt. Rushmore with a bald eagle on my shoulder while getting a lap dance from the statue of liberty as "Freebird" plays from the heavens.
Star Spangled American Flag Silkies "I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I...
"Semper Silkies are freedom. Freedom from tyranny and underwear. Let your legs and bits be free!"
JUST SEEN
Shipment Explanation
This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!