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Short? Yup! Silky? Yup! Ready to show your glorious thighs from sea to shining sea? DAMN RIGHT!
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Is there anything more American than Old Glory and bang sticks!? I think not. Stay glorious, my friends.
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Look closely. This isn't your typical camouflage. Tactical and practical.
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Saint Mattis will help you gain to bring the pain. He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you're on BCP so don't eat that chow hall cake, rah.
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Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. AKA Hawaiian Silkies.
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These silkies are for the silent majority--those patriotic Americans that don't constantly brag about climbing mountains or running marathons. Because waving the flag is the only cardio you need!
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Thick thighs? Check. Bulge? Check. Maximum freedom intensified? YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT!
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Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. AKA Hawaiian Silkies
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Mission Essential Gear company meets Call of Duty. Derived from a zoologist and a painter, we bring you... Red Tiger Stripe camo.
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Toss out the Santa suit, kick over the table of cookies, get these Christmas Silkies on and celebrate in style.
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Shipment Explanation
This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!
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