Wear at own risk! Silkies may result in an unapologetic FREEDOM *****. Bald Eagles scream on sight and the Statue of Liberty blushes when you walk by. Junk in the trunk sold separately.
I love these shorts! So comfortable and the mix of aloha and bad assery is top notch! I’m wearing these to go vote in person come November!
With these shorts you have not only style but the flexibility to beat someone's ***. Unlike that Communist Chinese garbage, these bad boys stand the test against some of the most demanding physical activities like Spartan Race, Tough Mudder, and other sports. These silkies are beyond majestic.
Love em very comfortable
Word em as soon as I received them. Walked over to my neighbors house with my brains all over the lawn. My nickname is now “Daisy Dude.” Most comfortable thing I’ve worn.
This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!