Aloha Bangarang

Ever feel the sensation of splitting an Oreo in half and all the cream comes off on one side perfectly? Or the feeling of a fresh haircut, with a decent shoulder massage? The satisfaction of a perfectly lined-up front yard after a days work of tedious lawn mowing? What it feels like to turn over a motor with a four-barrel carb and some straight pipes? Well none of that compares to how effing perfect these shorts are. I’ve been buying Soffe shorts for years but these are better made, fancier, more durable and let’s be honest, chicks dig them. So let freedom ring and snuggle the boys into these shorts and enjoy an experience you’ll never forget.

These have become my new favorite shorts. Semper Silkies are the best!

These are freedom ringing ultra running silky sexy shorts! Absolutely the most comfortable pair of shorts I have ever put around my freedom *****. I would Absolutely recommend these. Ready for it to warm up so I can wear them on my runs. Snag a pair before they run out!

Semper Silkies are the best. They’re extremely comfy, and I feel much more confident in my appearance wearing them. Highly recommend!

Well, being a pre teen in the 90’s and watching Hook, and crowing like a lost boy, needless to say, this print sold itself! I was on the fence about whether I could pull these off, but I bucked up and worn them to the gym for first time today. At 220, a size xl, I was a little hesitant on not having a draw string, but the liner is really what keeps them glued to your hams. The waistband helps but once I started sweating, I felt secure in the liner. I believe I could have went a large, but my frank and beans would have been moose knuckling or package dangling for sure! Overall very pleased with the shorts, in house sewing, seems to be good, Silkies are short, as they should be. Material is silky, and enjoyed the weight of the material.Interested in purchasing more, I hope they hold up, plan on using them frequently.