The moment I slipped into these silkies my now teardrop quads doubled in size and USADA agents burst through the door to demand I complete a urinalysis test. They’ve been chasing me all day but I’m too speedy (and slippery) for them now! Thanks to these bad boys (girls?) my mile times are plummeting faster than a brick-laden bag of puppies in the river and I’m stacking plates on the bar like I’m serving up flapjacks at a Waffle House. An added bonus: I’m making lots of new male friends at the gym! My only concern is the color of the inside lining. Although durable, soft as [REDACTED], and exceedingly breathable, the linings are white as snow. As an avid consumer of sketchy Mexican food and canned meats, I find myself hesitant to visit gut-busting burrito purveyors the night before a long run or big leg day in these bad boys. One post-chimichanga fart and it’s all over! As long as you wipe well (and don’t live within 500 yards of a school zone) I highly recommend these shorts!
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