20 reviews
$24.99

Saint Mattis will help you gain to bring the pain. He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you're on BCP so don't eat that chow hall cake, rah.

  • 100% Silky Smooth Poly
  • Elastic waistband
  • Inside pocket
  • Built-in liner brief for maximum comfort

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Saint Mattis will help you gain to bring the pain. He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you're on BCP so don't eat that chow hall cake, rah.

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4.9 Based on 20 Reviews
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ES
07/12/2021
Ed S.
United States United States
I recommend this product
All Hail Saint Mattis

Beyond amazing! they grip the thighs better. They raise the spirits higher. You can smell sent brass.

AC
05/24/2021
Alexis C.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Love them!

I have to double up on my birth control before putting these on, but I will be running faster, jumping higher, and bench pressing a small bus this Memorial Day. If I can't marry Mattis, at least I can absorb his powers.

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03/23/2021
Robert R.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Keep your daughters locked up this summer

Since donning these bad boys, I use my knife hands now for prepping dinner and clearing fallen trees while on hikes with the pup. Seriously, I get honks and thumbs up from people while running with them on haha. They fit amazing, I’m 5’9, 31-32 waist and the smalls fit perfectly. Thanks for making an amazing beacon of sexiness and badassery while I take laps around the national mall this spring

HP
10/04/2020
Heriberto P.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Silkie af

10 out of 10. Every Marine needs a pair

JM
07/28/2020
John M.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Clinched by the all Mighty Mattis

I’m slowly learning to grow and except the fact that a male now has a 100% control over me! Now the Corps has always owned me but now the mighty Mattis owns my balls. Well I could not be happier. We talk nightly and he asks how I’m doing! It’s a great relationship!

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