Is that a battle rifle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Love these. They feel like I have nothing on. When my wife first saw these on me she immediately gave birth to a giant sasquatch named Chuck. Couldn't be more pleased with the product.
When I slip these on, I instantly feel like I'm sitting on top of Mt. Rushmore with a bald eagle on my shoulder while getting a lap dance from the statue of liberty as "Freebird" plays from the heavens.
This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!