I got these for the Annual F**k Isis party we have. The package arrived and when I opened it I heard angels singing because of how soft and silky these clothing of the Gods felt. All I can say is if you don’t own a pair or 10 of these then something is wrong with you.
Silkies have long been my garment of choice but I've always hesitated getting the wild colors and patterns. I know now that my hesitation was wise. My neighborhood has been disrupted by these beauties. My men neighbors are ashamed of the glory I am displaying, their wives are all finding reasons to stop by the front yard. (Quite awkward since I'm a **** and wet house wives do **** for me) Recently a teenage girl took out a mailbox driving through the neighborhood she was so distracted by these thighs. I was also called Daddy by the guy that runs past every evening... he looked very confused by his desires. What I'm telling you is these things are powerful and you should wield that power with caution. I'm out here raking leaves, making house wives wet, shaming chicken legged men, creating bisexual men, and destroying parts of the postal service. Weild them wisely. On a serious note I purchased xl due to these big thighs while the silkies fit awesome. The "leg holes"(?) In the built in briefs leave no worries that my meat or potatoes are going to wiggle out. That elastic is military grade. ***** so strong it doubles as a tourniquet, or an improvised grenade launcher with a 100 yard range. To recap the leg holes are tight and these shorts make most holes wet, and cause men to question their sexuality. 12\10 would recommend.
The silkies I ordered fit perfectly. No strings hanging off of seams and the fabric is cozy. I can’t wait to hit the trails.
My first experience with this type of shorts. Very comfortable and free flowing. Would buy again.
This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!