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25 reviews
"Since buying these silkies: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of...
3 reviews
"It's like a CLOUD....around your ballbag... Thank you Untied Status Marin Crops for the all mighty SILKIES ❤️❤️💪💪💪💪🍺🍺🍺
31 reviews
Flex your right to bear thighs with the shorts heard 'round the world! Just as the founding squatters intended...
6 reviews
 We stand alone together.  #StayDangerous
10 reviews
Mission Essential Gear company meets Call of Duty.  Derived from a zoologist and a painter, we bring you... Red Tiger Stripe camo. 
3 reviews
Classic Semper Silkies. Thighs need sun too. And, remember, you want them snug. So if they fit, go down a size!
14 reviews
Moons Out Goons Out.

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