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Star Spangled American Flag Silkies "I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I...
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"Semper Silkies are freedom. Freedom from tyranny and underwear. Let your legs and bits be free!"
29 reviews
Flex your right to bear thighs with the shorts heard 'round the world! Just as the founding squatters intended...
23 reviews
"Since buying these silkies: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of...
11 reviews
Is there anything more American than Old Glory and bang sticks!? I think not. Stay glorious, my friends.
8 reviews
These silkies are for the silent majority--those patriotic Americans that don't constantly brag about climbing mountains or running marathons. Because waving the flag is the only cardio you need!
9 reviews
Thick thighs? Check. Bulge? Check. Maximum freedom intensified? YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT!

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