I bought myself a pair of silkies and my life has never been the same. Although these show off my (sexy) chicken legs, they also give me the strength of a bull!
No longer will my thighs be covers my ****** gym shorts that leave me sweatier than a ********** sitting in the front row pew of a church building! My thighs are freer than the U.S.A on the 4th of July!
Star Spangled American Flag Silkies "I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I...
These silkies are for the silent majority--those patriotic Americans that don't constantly brag about climbing mountains or running marathons. Because waving the flag is the only cardio you need!
This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!