I never felt like a more free American than when I wear these silkies!
These shorts are star spangled awesome. They provide just enough thigh coverage to prevent you from having to stay 500 feet outside school property, yet short enough to let everyone know you won’t put up with ISIS’s ****. They are manly, comfortable, and worthy of an All American party. In short, you have to be a manly man ready to smack the **** out of ISIS in order to purchase these shorts. #realmenwearshortshorts #ISISSucks #realmenonly
These are the best! Put them on the morning after they arrived and mowed the lawn. Not long after, my neighbors wife comes out to get in her car to go wherever. I've seen her a thousand time and she's never said more than a friendly hello or some other mundane comment. I **** you not, she comes over to the fence and starts chatting me up. I talked with her a bit, but being a married man, I eventually bid her a good day. My wife isn't in to that. Towards the end of mowing the lawn, I began contemplating on George Washington crossing the Delaware to ****** the **** out of a bunch of redcoats and what a fine country we have here. After the mowing was over, I cracked open a cold beer and hit the shower. I'm definitely going to be ordering a few more pairs in the future.
Nothing makes my husband’s junk more attractive than this perfectly positioned eagle head. ‘Murica!
As soon as I unpackaged these 100% American freedom shorts my wife became pregnant! To my surprise and amazement she not only became pregnant but delivered a beautiful 2nd amendment abiding baby boy within the hour...now, not only do I have someone to share my love of these shorts with but I also have a new beer buddy!
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