3 reviews
There's nothing more romantic than dropping your pants (why would you even be wearing pants?!) and showing off a pair of Kiss Me Silkies!  Also known as Valentine's Day Silkies
645 reviews
Star Spangled American Flag Silkies "I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I...
18 reviews
Short? Yup! Silky? Yup! Ready to show your glorious thighs from sea to shining sea? DAMN RIGHT!
3 reviews
Great quads are not born great, they grow great! Embrace your position at the top of the family as The Quadfather and put up squat numbers they can't refuse.
13 reviews
Thick thighs? Check. Bulge? Check. Maximum freedom intensified? YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT!
44 reviews
Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. AKA Hawaiian Silkies.
17 reviews
Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. AKA Hawaiian Silkies.
10 reviews
The Tesla shorts never stood a chance against Elon and neither will your 5k when you wear these silkies. Born and molded from sheer determination and bold strategies, these silky bois will change your life!
37 reviews
What's more patriotic than slapping on some Daisy Dukes of Freedom and letting your legs catch some rays?
9 reviews
These silkies are for the silent majority--those patriotic Americans that don't constantly brag about climbing mountains or running marathons. Because waving the flag is the only cardio you need!
3 reviews
Classic Semper Silkies. Thighs need sun too. And, remember, you want them snug. So if they fit, go down a size!
10 reviews
Mission Essential Gear company meets Call of Duty.  Derived from a zoologist and a painter, we bring you... Red Tiger Stripe camo. 


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