9 reviews
$24.99

These silkies are for the silent majority--those patriotic Americans that don't constantly brag about climbing mountains or running marathons. Because waving the flag is the only cardio you need!

  • 100% Silky Smooth Poly
  • Elastic waistband
  • Inside pocket
  • Built-in liner brief for maximum comfort

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These silkies are for the silent majority--those patriotic Americans that don't constantly brag about climbing mountains or running marathons. Because waving the flag is the only cardio you need!

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07/06/2021
Robert L.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Anyone else wear these in public?

My wife and mother are embarrassed that I walk around in public with these on, but they’re the most comfortable things I’ve ever had on especially in 90+ degree weather. Got some nice color on my legs too! The quality of the printing isn’t some iron on BS either. It will be on there til these shorts disintegrate off my body.

TM
04/20/2021
Tyler M.
United States United States
I recommend this product
If you don’t own you’re a dork

These things will make your wife keep you in the house when the other wives are out on the block because of jealousy.

MF
04/12/2021
MATTHEW F.
United States United States
I recommend this product
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT

I've never felt freer than I have ever in my life before wearing these. My girlfriend hates them :( Fortunately for me I hate communists so now so I am able to cruise the free world crushing all the **** that approaches me while I'm wearing these bad boys

LH
07/04/2020
Leah H.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Amazing

Second time I ordered and of course not disappointed. Wore them to a 4th of July party and everyone loved them. Can’t wait to order more!!!!

EB
06/09/2020
Ernesto B.
I recommend this product
OOF

I have been in the service for 13 years now and have worn some silkies. I have had the loose ones and the tight ones but could really never find ones I really liked. I even bought some of the new Silkes from the PX before I bought these, and the material was rough, and I just did not like them. These bad boys have an excellent liner on the inside to keep the boys in place but still let them breathe. I have ran, swam, and gone to the gym in them. They feel excellent, and I will probably keep ordering the silkies from this site. They might be a little more than the silkies at the store, but they are worth it. They are a must-have, and I recommend this product, and if I could be a promoter for this product, I would.

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