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Thick thighs? Check. Bulge? Check. Maximum freedom intensified? YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT!
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100% Silky Smooth Poly
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Elastic waistband
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Inside pocket
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Built-in liner brief for maximum comfort
Thick thighs? Check. Bulge? Check. Maximum freedom intensified? YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT!
Customer Reviews
5.0 Based on 13 Reviews
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11/05/2021
Rick 
United StatesI recommend this product
Nnf nnf nnf nnf nnf nnf!
WIFE IS CHASING ME THROUGH THE HOUSE!!! NEIGHBORS ARE SINGING IN THE YARD!!! FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!! also, so comfy
CI
08/23/2021
Carlos I. United StatesI recommend this product
Amazing!
The first time I wore these to the gym I felt exposed...but free at the same time. Like an American bald eagle with no feathers dropping freedom bombs on the Taliban then flexing after they have good effects. Love em! Highly recommend!!
CI
08/22/2021
Carlos I. United StatesI recommend this product
Game changer
First time I wore these to the gym I felt exposed but free at the same time. Like a bald eagle of freedom with no feathers flying and dropping bombs on the Taliban then flexing when they got the target. Highly recommend
JP
06/30/2021
Joseph P. United StatesI recommend this product
Gruntastic!
Beats the heat and keeps the junk cool. Makes everyone stare. Can't get no more merica than freedom eagle with a mullet. Now if only they were osha approved.
JF
01/19/2021
Jake F. United StatesI recommend this product
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There's nothing more romantic than dropping your pants (why would you even be wearing pants?!) and showing off a pair of Kiss Me Silkies! Also known as Valentine's Day Silkies
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Star Spangled American Flag Silkies "I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I...
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Short? Yup! Silky? Yup! Ready to show your glorious thighs from sea to shining sea? DAMN RIGHT!
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Great quads are not born great, they grow great! Embrace your position at the top of the family as The Quadfather and put up squat numbers they can't refuse.
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This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!
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