Tip of the spear!
Best shorts ever.
To say that these are amazing would be an understatement! Imagine the feeling you would have waking up on a cool and crisp morning in the mountains, walking outside to find a supersized Bald Eagle with a saddle, and soaring high above clouds on its back... Sounds glorious, right? Well that is the feeling you have while these beautiful works of art are caressing your nether regions!
So first of all these shorts are the most amazing thing! When I slide a pair on my quads instantly look 100% better! Thats saying something cuz I’m a chunkster.
After opening, a loud Cuh Caaaaw bellowed from the package. It was then I realized these were what I’ve been missing all my life. A fresh cut mullet on the Bald Eagle, flapping gently in the breeze, with the sweet sweet smell of freedom, in the air. How can you deny the righteousness of these bad boys. In the package comes one pair of badass, real American pair of shorts.
This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!