PHOTOS
Thick thighs? Check. Bulge? Check. Maximum freedom intensified? YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT!
-
100% Silky Smooth Poly
-
Elastic waistband
-
Inside pocket
-
Built-in liner brief for maximum comfort
Thick thighs? Check. Bulge? Check. Maximum freedom intensified? YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT!
Customer Reviews
5.0
Based on 9 Reviews
Write a Review
Ask a Question
- Reviews
- Questions
Filter Reviews:
JF
01/19/2021
Jake F.
United StatesI recommend this product
MN
01/03/2021
Max N.
United StatesI recommend this product
JR
11/02/2020
Jonathan R.
United StatesI recommend this product
Glorious!!!
To say that these are amazing would be an understatement! Imagine the feeling you would have waking up on a cool and crisp morning in the mountains, walking outside to find a supersized Bald Eagle with a saddle, and soaring high above clouds on its back... Sounds glorious, right? Well that is the feeling you have while these beautiful works of art are caressing your nether regions!
AH
07/13/2020
Andrew H.
United StatesI recommend this product
Best shorts ever and customer service is far superior
So first of all these shorts are the most amazing thing! When I slide a pair on my quads instantly look 100% better! Thats saying something cuz I’m a chunkster.
JS
06/16/2020
Joe S.
United StatesI recommend this product
Must Have!!
After opening, a loud Cuh Caaaaw bellowed from the package. It was then I realized these were what I’ve been missing all my life. A fresh cut mullet on the Bald Eagle, flapping gently in the breeze, with the sweet sweet smell of freedom, in the air. How can you deny the righteousness of these bad boys. In the package comes one pair of badass, real American pair of shorts.
44
Oh yes, black Silkies. Recon approved. Also known as Ranger Panties to our Army Ranger brothers. These bad boys are 1776% GUARANTEED to knock 5 minutes off your run time.
58
We're bringing OD Green Silkies back to their original Glory. Soft and silky smooth. Like they were in the Old Corps...when all we had were iron sights and a pair of our trusty Daisy Dukes of Freedom. Rah.
6
Short? Yup! Silky? Yup! Ready to show your glorious thighs from sea to shining sea? DAMN RIGHT!
619
Star Spangled American Flag Silkies "I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I...
Shipment Explanation
This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!
Excl. postage