Ever feel the sensation of splitting an Oreo in half and all the cream comes off on one side perfectly? Or the feeling of a fresh haircut, with a decent shoulder massage? The satisfaction of a perfectly lined-up front yard after a days work of tedious lawn mowing? What it feels like to turn over a motor with a four-barrel carb and some straight pipes? Well none of that compares to how effing perfect these shorts are. I’ve been buying Soffe shorts for years but these are better made, fancier, more durable and let’s be honest, chicks dig them. So let freedom ring and snuggle the boys into these shorts and enjoy an experience you’ll never forget.
Silky ************ smooth
******* awesome. I've done everything in Silkies forever. Missions, dates, long shifts at work. But using these Aloha Silkies for a game of hockey made me faster and more agile. Even with a cup on, it feels like my first girlfriend gently holding my package. Mostly because she was too afraid to go full hands on, but she learned. There's no fear in these Silkies though. Thanks.
This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!