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Is there anything more American than Old Glory and bang sticks!? I think not. Stay glorious, my friends.
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100% Silky Smooth Poly
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Elastic waistband
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Inside pocket
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Built-in liner brief for maximum comfort
Is there anything more American than Old Glory and bang sticks!? I think not. Stay glorious, my friends.
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03/20/2021
Gilbert R.
United StatesI recommend this product
Gives me strength
I bought myself a pair of silkies and my life has never been the same. Although these show off my (sexy) chicken legs, they also give me the strength of a bull!
AE
03/16/2021
Andrew E.
United StatesI recommend this product
My thighs
No longer will my thighs be covers my ****** gym shorts that leave me sweatier than a ********** sitting in the front row pew of a church building! My thighs are freer than the U.S.A on the 4th of July!
JG
09/15/2020
Josue G.
United StatesI recommend this product
Best Shorts.. Ever..
Nobody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while you are wearing these bad boys..
LA
09/07/2020
Logan A.
United StatesI recommend this product
‘Murica
Most comfortable thing I’ve ever worn in my life. The best thing is I can let my quads breath and show off some patriotism.
JC
08/06/2020
Joel C.
United StatesI recommend this product
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Oh yes, black Silkies. Recon approved. Also known as Ranger Panties to our Army Ranger brothers. These bad boys are 1776% GUARANTEED to knock 5 minutes off your run time.
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We're bringing OD Green Silkies back to their original Glory. Soft and silky smooth. Like they were in the Old Corps...when all we had were iron sights and a pair of our trusty Daisy Dukes of Freedom. Rah.
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Star Spangled American Flag Silkies"I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I...
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"Semper Silkies are freedom. Freedom from tyranny and underwear. Let your legs and bits be free!"
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This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!
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