I bought myself a pair of silkies and my life has never been the same. Although these show off my (sexy) chicken legs, they also give me the strength of a bull!
No longer will my thighs be covers my ****** gym shorts that leave me sweatier than a ********** sitting in the front row pew of a church building! My thighs are freer than the U.S.A on the 4th of July!
Oh yes, black Silkies. Recon approved. Also known as Ranger Panties to our Army Ranger brothers. These bad boys are 1776% GUARANTEED to knock 5 minutes off your run time.
We're bringing OD Green Silkies back to their original Glory. Soft and silky smooth. Like they were in the Old Corps...when all we had were iron sights and a pair of our trusty Daisy Dukes of Freedom. Rah.
Star Spangled American Flag Silkies "I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I...
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This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!