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Saint Mattis will help you gain to bring the pain. He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you're on BCP so don't eat that chow hall cake, rah.


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Saint Mattis will help you gain to bring the pain. He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you're on BCP so don't eat that chow hall cake, rah.

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JP
11/04/2019
Jeff P.
United States United States
I recommend this product

Great quality; tough lead time.

The quality of the silkies are better than I imagined. Unfortunately I ordered them in Hope's of wearing them during a Irrelevant Warriors silkies march but was surprised to find the lead time to receive my silkies from time of purchase was beyond the date of the march.

Jeff Peplinski verified customer review of Saint Mattis
HC
11/04/2019
Harrison C.
United States United States
I recommend this product

Just ******* amazing

When I first got these silkies, I was ecstatic with joy!!! I wear them all the time under my cammies and sometimes even under my civies. One time I even wore them for formation and even my PLT sergeant couldn’t stop laughing!!!!

TJ
11/03/2019
Tara J.
United States United States
I recommend this product

Saint of Chaos

These bad boys motivate me! I know Saint Chaos is looking down upon me and gives me the strength to get a few more reps in. But on a real note: I love the quality of these shorts. I love that the design isn’t some **** iron on that eventually cracks and peels off after a few washes. Freakin legit product! Keep up the good work!

A Semper Silkies™ Customer
ME
11/03/2019
Mike E.
United States United States
I recommend this product

Can house my junk, but can’t contain my motivation

My eggplant flies no lower than half-mast while sheathed in my St. Mattis silkies. I deployed them in September for an open-water swim from Alcatraz to San Francisco and it was apparent that all the nearby sharks felt sufficiently knife handed. Yut!

Mike Ergo verified customer review of Saint Mattis
GC
08/03/2019
Garrett C.
United States United States
I recommend this product

The greatest

These silkies are the best ever the most comfortable shorts y'all ever wear going commando

Garrett C. verified customer review of Saint Mattis
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