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  • 100% Silky Smooth Poly
  • Elastic waistband
  • Inside pocket
  • Built-in liner brief for maximum comfort

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A Semper Silkies™ Customer
Scott N.
United States United States
I recommend this product
My new favorite pair of running shorts.

Well, I finally pulled the trigger and ordered the Tesla Short Burner Silkies and it's all I can do to stop kicking myself in the *** and screaming "WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?!!!" I hemmed and hawed for the longest time deciding between these bad boys and a couple other designs, but in the end, my propensity to train in 100 degree heat pointed to the Teslas. Unlike traditional Ranger Panties, you can tell from jump street the Sempers are sturdier yet maintain that light feel we silkie wearers require. They also don't become saturated like their flimsier cousins yet they do a fantastic job of keeping the bits, pieces, nooks, and crannies nice and cool and they also keep the old thighs from chafing which is a huge plus since I'm out of lube (long story I can't discuss due to the pending lawsuit). Anyways, I digress...oh, the silkies, um not much else to say outside of quoting Dan Patrick..."They're en fuego!". Looks like I'll be dropping some more coin on another pair as soon as I can make up my ****** mind as to which ones.

Semper Silkies™ Tesla Short Burner Review
Brianna C.
United States United States
I recommend this product

My hubby loves these so much he doesnt want to wear any other shorts again.

United States United States
I recommend this product

Great Balls Of Fire! These silkies are So Hott! I recommend, I’m not blowing smoke up your ***...

Julie G.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Buns on Fire!

My husband loved these! Great fit! He loves the fabric. A must buy for sure!

A Semper Silkies™ Customer
Randall G.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Very comfortable!

These shorts are the most comfortable shorts I own! “Skies Out.” “Thighs Out!”


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