As soon as I slipped these Chesty Puller silkies on, I was transported back to Cobra Gold '99. I remember talking with my buddy who told me that you get more bang for your buck if you wears silkies under your pants at the strip clubs....those were the days.
When I worked out outside the other day, the first time wearing these silkies, everyone was in awe of my fashion statement! Whether it was my ***** white legs, the fact that they could see my bulge, or if they were in awe of of the majestic image of Chesty Puller on these bad boys, I will never know!
I feel the ghost of Chesty pushing me through leg day, when I don these glorious silkies. The motivation is so strong when you put these on, it makes Mattis stand at attention. You’re crazy if you’re not pumping major chest gains with Chesty emblazoning your quads!
This pair of silkies is my fourth. Not that I’ve worn out the others, I just like options!
All the way from Australia, I always support ‘Merica’ products!
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JUST SEEN
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This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!