As soon as I unpackaged these 100% American freedom shorts my wife became pregnant! To my surprise and amazement she not only became pregnant but delivered a beautiful 2nd amendment abiding baby boy within the hour...now, not only do I have someone to share my love of these shorts with but I also have a new beer buddy!
My neighbor brought these to my door as they were delivered to the wrong house and I answered in my skivvys, nothing else!!! He looked at my package (eyes up here buddy.....eyes up here) asking what could be in such a patriotic bag. Clearly, I advised him in such bag were patriotic silkies designed to let my thighs fly in glory. I felt compelled to model them in the mirror immediately and was pleasantly surprised that not only was the eagles beak placed perfectly (for us average folks), but the silk just flat out made me feel like an angel in the clouds!!! I felt as though the eagle was slowly coming out of the shorts screaming “Merica”. You might be asking yourself if you should get a pair of these sensational silk shorts and the answer is not only yes......but **** YES you should! If you enjoy the feeling of soft silk on your skin under a moonlit night, drinking Franzia straight from the bag, these are the shorts for you!
Haven’t given them to my Marine yet as they’re a birthday gift, but can’t wait to see that eagle show it’s beak! He’s going to love them!!!
Love the products and have got some nice compliments on how nice they my junk look...hahahaha In all seriousness, it’s a good quality product, hopefully some of your other items will come back in stock soon so I can buy some more!!!
This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!