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Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. AKA Hawaiian Silkies  
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Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. AKA Hawaiian Silkies
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Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. AKA Hawaiian Silkies.
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Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. AKA Hawaiian Silkies.
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Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. AKA Hawaiian Silkies.
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Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. AKA Hawaiian Silkies.
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"Since buying these silkies: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of...
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