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Star Spangled American Flag Silkies "I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I...
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What's more patriotic than slapping on some Daisy Dukes of Freedom and letting your legs catch some rays?
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Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. AKA Hawaiian Silkies.
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Flex your right to bear thighs with the shorts heard 'round the world! Just as the founding squatters intended...
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Short? Yup! Silky? Yup! Ready to show your glorious thighs from sea to shining sea? DAMN RIGHT!
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Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. AKA Hawaiian Silkies.
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These silkies are for the silent majority--those patriotic Americans that don't constantly brag about climbing mountains or running marathons. Because waving the flag is the only cardio you need!
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Thick thighs? Check. Bulge? Check. Maximum freedom intensified? YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT!
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Mission Essential Gear company meets Call of Duty. Derived from a zoologist and a painter, we bring you... Red Tiger Stripe camo.
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"Unreal Tree: Mattis Silkies; it's like angels are following you around and cupping your junk to keep it in place for you. As close to heaven as you will ever feel."
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Shipment Explanation
This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!
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