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Star Spangled American Flag Silkies "I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I...
37 reviews
What's more patriotic than slapping on some Daisy Dukes of Freedom and letting your legs catch some rays?
44 reviews
Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. AKA Hawaiian Silkies.
31 reviews
Flex your right to bear thighs with the shorts heard 'round the world! Just as the founding squatters intended...
18 reviews
Short? Yup! Silky? Yup! Ready to show your glorious thighs from sea to shining sea? DAMN RIGHT!
17 reviews
Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. AKA Hawaiian Silkies.
9 reviews
These silkies are for the silent majority--those patriotic Americans that don't constantly brag about climbing mountains or running marathons. Because waving the flag is the only cardio you need!
14 reviews
Moons Out Goons Out.
13 reviews
Thick thighs? Check. Bulge? Check. Maximum freedom intensified? YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT!
10 reviews
Mission Essential Gear company meets Call of Duty.  Derived from a zoologist and a painter, we bring you... Red Tiger Stripe camo. 
6 reviews
 We stand alone together.  #StayDangerous
3 reviews
There's nothing more romantic than dropping your pants (why would you even be wearing pants?!) and showing off a pair of Kiss Me Silkies!  Also known as Valentine's Day Silkies

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