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Flex your right to bear thighs with the shorts heard 'round the world! Just as the founding squatters intended...
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100% Silky Smooth Poly
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Elastic waistband
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Inside pocket
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Built-in liner brief for maximum comfort
Flex your right to bear thighs with the shorts heard 'round the world! Just as the founding squatters intended...
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5.0 Based on 31 Reviews
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AH
08/13/2021
Alec H. 
United StatesI recommend this product
WF
06/15/2021
Wilson F. United StatesI recommend this product
You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face when I’m wearing these bad boys?
All I can say is, dang. These are comfortable as ****. Love em.
WK
04/03/2021
Wytt K. United StatesI recommend this product
Huge hazard
I was terrified the first time I wore them outside. I had to fight almost every single middle aged mom off of my leg. Scariest thing I’ve ever had to do
DJ
02/15/2021
Darian J. United StatesI recommend this product
Very comfortable
Probably the most comfortable shorts I've ever owned. My wife said they're too short for me to ever wear in public, but they are serving me well in my home gym
DA
01/04/2021
Drew A. United StatesI recommend this product
snakes are dangerous
I have unusually large quads and my legs are quite powerful. Even with great power I still can not step on a snake. These silkies really embody that, thank you
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Star Spangled American Flag Silkies "I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I...
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What's more patriotic than slapping on some Daisy Dukes of Freedom and letting your legs catch some rays?
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Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. AKA Hawaiian Silkies.
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Short? Yup! Silky? Yup! Ready to show your glorious thighs from sea to shining sea? DAMN RIGHT!
Shipment Explanation
This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!
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