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Perfect for leg day at the gym! Super perfect for Thanksgiving! The whole family should get a kick out of this one.
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Great quads are not born great, they grow great! Embrace your position at the top of the family as The Quadfather and put up squat numbers they can't refuse.
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"Silkies were a way of life in the old Corps. I'm forever thankful that this online community exists to carry on the tradition and community of the great green silk. This page is as smooth and comfortable as the sweet caress of ghost tiny shorts. #SkysOutThighsOut"
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The Tesla shorts never stood a chance against Elon and neither will your 5k when you wear these silkies. Born and molded from sheer determination and bold strategies, these silky bois will change your life!
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Embrace your legend as one of the world's tallest leprechaun in these glorious, unapologetically, Saint Patrick's Day, nut huggers. On this day, there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow and the journey begins with endless pints of green beer!
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Classic Semper Silkies. Thighs need sun too. And, remember, you want them snug. So if they fit, go down a size!
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This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!
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