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Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. AKA Hawaiian Silkies
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100% Silky Smooth Poly
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Elastic waistband
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Inside pocket
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Built-in liner brief for maximum comfort
Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. AKA Hawaiian Silkies
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JB
06/29/2021
James B.
United StatesI recommend this product
My Eyes Are Up Here
My silkies fit perfectly but I caution the wearer to slide them on at their own risk. Upon wearing my silkies no one would look me in the eyes. Instead their gaze kept returning to my bazooka! But who can blame them? The colorful bazookas and poppies fit perfectly and cannot help but draw attention!
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"Semper Silkies are freedom. Freedom from tyranny and underwear. Let your legs and bits be free!"
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"Since buying these silkies: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of...
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Short? Yup! Silky? Yup! Ready to show your glorious thighs from sea to shining sea? DAMN RIGHT!
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What's more patriotic than slapping on some Daisy Dukes of Freedom and letting your legs catch some rays?
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This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!
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