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Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. AKA Hawaiian Silkies.
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100% Silky Smooth Poly
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Elastic waistband
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Inside pocket
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Built-in liner brief for maximum comfort
Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. AKA Hawaiian Silkies.
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4.9 Based on 17 Reviews
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CV
09/05/2021
Clint V.
United StatesI recommend this product
Army approved
Made my medical officer experience 100x better when walking around the pool on off days. Hooooooooooooah
CT
04/27/2021
Christine T.
United StatesI recommend this product
SM
01/30/2021
Sebastien M.
United StatesI recommend this product
WARNING:
Wear at own risk! Silkies may result in an unapologetic FREEDOM *****. Bald Eagles scream on sight and the Statue of Liberty blushes when you walk by. Junk in the trunk sold separately.
AC
10/08/2020
Abrienne C.
United StatesI recommend this product
New voting outfit
I love these shorts! So comfortable and the mix of aloha and bad assery is top notch! I’m wearing these to go vote in person come November!
BF
10/01/2020
Billy F.
United StatesI recommend this product
Elegant Violence
With these shorts you have not only style but the flexibility to beat someone's ***. Unlike that Communist Chinese garbage, these bad boys stand the test against some of the most demanding physical activities like Spartan Race, Tough Mudder, and other sports. These silkies are beyond majestic.
35
"Semper Silkies are freedom. Freedom from tyranny and underwear. Let your legs and bits be free!"
25
"Since buying these silkies: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of...
18
Short? Yup! Silky? Yup! Ready to show your glorious thighs from sea to shining sea? DAMN RIGHT!
37
What's more patriotic than slapping on some Daisy Dukes of Freedom and letting your legs catch some rays?
Shipment Explanation
This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!
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