Wear at own risk! Silkies may result in an unapologetic FREEDOM *****. Bald Eagles scream on sight and the Statue of Liberty blushes when you walk by. Junk in the trunk sold separately.
With these shorts you have not only style but the flexibility to beat someone's ***. Unlike that Communist Chinese garbage, these bad boys stand the test against some of the most demanding physical activities like Spartan Race, Tough Mudder, and other sports. These silkies are beyond majestic.
"Since buying these silkies: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of...
What's more patriotic than slapping on some Daisy Dukes of Freedom and letting your legs catch some rays?
JUST SEEN
Shipment Explanation
This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!