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Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. AKA Hawaiian Silkies.
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100% Silky Smooth Poly
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Elastic waistband
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Inside pocket
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Built-in liner brief for maximum comfort
Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. AKA Hawaiian Silkies.
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5.0 Based on 46 Reviews
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DW
07/04/2021
David W.
United StatesI recommend this product
Hellz Yeahzz
These things are awesome for maximum leg exposure, Women can not keep their hands off of me, I went from wimp to **** overnight! Thanks Silky’s
RP
05/20/2021
Richard P.
United StatesI recommend this product
Is that a battle rifle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Love these. They feel like I have nothing on. When my wife first saw these on me she immediately gave birth to a giant sasquatch named Chuck. Couldn't be more pleased with the product.
N
05/18/2021
Nick
United StatesI recommend this product
Scar love
I now wear these when fondling my SCAR 17 instead of doing it ***** like I did before. It’s way less messy this way.
DT
05/02/2021
Dustin T.
United StatesI recommend this product
It's a cloud
The feeling of these silkies is like having a cloud massage your package while you glide over a rainbow running a PFT. I love them.
JR
08/29/2020
jeff r.
United StatesI recommend this product
When I slip these on, I instantly feel like I'm sitting on top of Mt. Rushmore with a bald eagle on my shoulder while getting a lap dance from the statue of liberty as "Freebird" plays from the heavens.
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"Semper Silkies are freedom. Freedom from tyranny and underwear. Let your legs and bits be free!"
25
"Since buying these silkies: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of...
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Short? Yup! Silky? Yup! Ready to show your glorious thighs from sea to shining sea? DAMN RIGHT!
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What's more patriotic than slapping on some Daisy Dukes of Freedom and letting your legs catch some rays?
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This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!
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