8 reviews
$24.99

"Since buying these silkies: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of a 12 oz can. Border patrol agents monitor my fence line. The terrorists have put me on a watch list.

These shorts are the real deal; a Russian guy put these on and caught fire. the silkies survived. because America. If you still haven't bought a pair it's because you lack testicular fortitude."

  • 100% Silky Smooth Poly
  • Elastic waistband
  • Inside pocket
  • Built-in liner brief for maximum comfort

Notify me when back in stock
Select Your Style

Protected by McAfee Secure Checkout

"Since buying these silkies: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of a 12 oz can. Border patrol agents monitor my fence line. The terrorists have put me on a watch list.

These shorts are the real deal; a Russian guy put these on and caught fire. the silkies survived. because America. If you still haven't bought a pair it's because you lack testicular fortitude."

Customer Reviews
4.9 Based on 8 Reviews
Write a Review Ask a Question
  • Reviews
  • Questions

Thank you for submitting a review!

Your input is very much appreciated. Share it with your friends so they can enjoy it too!

Filter Reviews:
SS
02/20/2020
Stephen S.
I recommend this product
Great shorts! You won’t regret your purchase...

These are really great shorts. Lots of personality packed into a pretty short pair of shorts - there is a reason these shorts have a liner. The liner is a bit baggy and grabs my legs a few inches below my crotch instead of where my legs and crotch meet like they should. I don’t have especially big thighs either. All in all I love these shorts and they are a significant part of my weekly wardrobe.

KL
12/22/2019
Kathleen L.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Caw, MF

I sent these out to the Spouse during deployment. Made all his buddies want a pair.

JT
12/22/2019
Jared T.
United States United States
I recommend this product
They definitely American AF.

These silkies will make you even prouder to be American. The ladies will agree. :)

JS
12/05/2019
Jason S.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Silky AF!!

Pure Ecstasy. Once Semper Silkies delivers an outstanding product that looks great, fits great and makes females swoon. Thank you Semper Silkies, keep up the great work.

Jason Smith verified customer review of American AF
DC
10/02/2019
Donovan C.
United States United States
I recommend this product
George Washington is jealous

Fuc*ing amazing, the first response I get is where and how much. I've had vets come up to me and talk about how cool these silkies are they really make you feel like a badass

JUST SEEN

Shipment Explanation

This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!

Search

Just added to your cart:
Qty:
Total:
Subtotal:
Excl. postage 
My Cart
Just added to your wishlist:
Excl. postage 
My Wishlist