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"Since buying these silkies: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of a 12 oz can. Border patrol agents monitor my fence line. The terrorists have put me on a watch list.
These shorts are the real deal; a Russian guy put these on and caught fire. the silkies survived. because America. If you still haven't bought a pair it's because you lack testicular fortitude."
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100% Silky Smooth Poly
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Elastic waistband
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Inside pocket
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Built-in liner brief for maximum comfort
"Since buying these silkies: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of a 12 oz can. Border patrol agents monitor my fence line. The terrorists have put me on a watch list.
These shorts are the real deal; a Russian guy put these on and caught fire. the silkies survived. because America. If you still haven't bought a pair it's because you lack testicular fortitude."
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02/20/2020
Stephen S.
I recommend this product
Great shorts! You won’t regret your purchase...
These are really great shorts. Lots of personality packed into a pretty short pair of shorts - there is a reason these shorts have a liner. The liner is a bit baggy and grabs my legs a few inches below my crotch instead of where my legs and crotch meet like they should. I don’t have especially big thighs either. All in all I love these shorts and they are a significant part of my weekly wardrobe.
KL
12/22/2019
Kathleen L.
United StatesI recommend this product
Caw, MF
I sent these out to the Spouse during deployment. Made all his buddies want a pair.
JT
12/22/2019
Jared T.
United StatesI recommend this product
They definitely American AF.
These silkies will make you even prouder to be American. The ladies will agree. :)
JS
12/05/2019
Jason S.
United StatesI recommend this product
Silky AF!!
Pure Ecstasy. Once Semper Silkies delivers an outstanding product that looks great, fits great and makes females swoon. Thank you Semper Silkies, keep up the great work.
DC
10/02/2019
Donovan C.
United StatesI recommend this product
George Washington is jealous
Fuc*ing amazing, the first response I get is where and how much. I've had vets come up to me and talk about how cool these silkies are they really make you feel like a badass
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Star Spangled American Flag Silkies"I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I...
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Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. AKA Hawaiian Silkies.
Grab this design on a shirt > Aloha MK17 Shirt
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Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. AKA Hawaiian Silkies.
Grab this design on a shirt > Aloha MK18 Shirt
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