17 reviews
$24.99

"Since buying these silkies: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of a 12 oz can. Border patrol agents monitor my fence line. The terrorists have put me on a watch list.

These shorts are the real deal; a Russian guy put these on and caught fire. the silkies survived. because America. If you still haven't bought a pair it's because you lack testicular fortitude."

  • 100% Silky Smooth Poly
  • Elastic waistband
  • Inside pocket
  • Built-in liner brief for maximum comfort

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"Since buying these silkies: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of a 12 oz can. Border patrol agents monitor my fence line. The terrorists have put me on a watch list.

These shorts are the real deal; a Russian guy put these on and caught fire. the silkies survived. because America. If you still haven't bought a pair it's because you lack testicular fortitude."

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RB
09/04/2020
Robert B.
United States United States
I recommend this product
First Experience

Heard the hype. Decided to see for myself. When they were air dropped onto my property by a bald eagle drinking a PBR I knew what I got was special. The packaging screamed ‘Murcia and I felt compelled to scream “**** yeah!” I unwrapped it and was quickly clad in pure luxurious silky freedom. My girl rolled her eyes at what was going on, but her panties had already dropped and she was leaking fluids like a chinook. 10/10 would highly recommend.

Semper Silkies™ American AF Review
DS
08/25/2020
David S.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Short shorts

short shorts for dudes...colorful and inspiring... when I wear my silkies in public with my brand new Freedom Flap �� I've never felt more at Zen...

SH
08/18/2020
Shannon H.
United States United States
I recommend this product
The most amazing customer support/service!

I got this for my husband, and for some reason the fit wasn't exactly right around the legs. They emailed me, offering me a new pair, and went above and beyond with helping during the wait! This company cares about fixing problems, and caring about their customers! Thank you, again!

SH
07/04/2020
Shannon H.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Awesome print.

The print was awesome, but the fit around the legs were extremely baggy. (Waist fit true to size) I got the same size in another print, and they fit exactly as pictured/described. Don’t know what went wrong.

JZ
07/01/2020
Joshua Z.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Unbelievably Amazing Customer Service!!!!

Here's the deal....after my latest experience with Semper Silkies I will be a customer for life!!!!! I ordered a pair of American AF silkies for my smokin hot wife and a pair of ****** Hunter Orange silkies for myself. I was so excited for this order I ignored the fine print stating that the ****** Hunters were made to order and would delay the shipment of the pair for my wife. My wife was very anxious to get her pair for the patriotic 4th of July party we would be attending. I reached out to the customer service department and explained my dilemma and urgency to not disappoint the Mrs. Without hesitation the fabulous customer service folks split up the order and made sure the American AF pair went out the door ASAP, they arrived a few days later!!! My wife is beyond thrilled, on cloud 9, and has never felt so patriotic!!! (I also stayed out of the dog house). THANK YOU SO MUCH SEMPER SILKIES!! I WILL CONTINUE TO ORDER FROM YOU!!! YOU WENT ABOVE AND BEYOND!!!

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This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!

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