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"Since buying these silkies: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of a 12 oz can. Border patrol agents monitor my fence line. The terrorists have put me on a watch list.
These shorts are the real deal; a Russian guy put these on and caught fire. the silkies survived. because America. If you still haven't bought a pair it's because you lack testicular fortitude."
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100% Silky Smooth Poly
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Elastic waistband
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Inside pocket
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Built-in liner brief for maximum comfort
"Since buying these silkies: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of a 12 oz can. Border patrol agents monitor my fence line. The terrorists have put me on a watch list.
These shorts are the real deal; a Russian guy put these on and caught fire. the silkies survived. because America. If you still haven't bought a pair it's because you lack testicular fortitude."
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4.9 Based on 25 Reviews
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ML
09/13/2021
Miguel L.
United StatesI recommend this product
JM
08/03/2021
Joshua M.
United StatesI recommend this product
Happy Accident
I bought these to mess with my wife initially! It just so happens these are the most comfortable shorts I have ever worn. I ordered more shortly after my first purchase! Love them Great job!
BS
04/04/2021
Brian S.
United StatesI recommend this product
American AF
I don’t think I can describe these better than their product description. They are American AF. Fit is American AF. Shipping was fast AF. **** YEAH!
DS
03/11/2021
Douglass S.
United StatesI recommend this product
Amazing
When you wear these you can feel the spirit of America pumping through your veins. Onlookers marvel at your glorious aura as you spread Freedom across the land
CV
12/09/2020
Chaz V.
United StatesI recommend this product
Amaze-balls!
When I put my silkies on. It feels like Jesus Christ himself is cradling my boys with hands of the softest degree!
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Star Spangled American Flag Silkies "I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I...
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Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. AKA Hawaiian Silkies.
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Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. AKA Hawaiian Silkies.
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What's more patriotic than slapping on some Daisy Dukes of Freedom and letting your legs catch some rays?
Shipment Explanation
This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!
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