25 reviews
$24.99

"Since buying these silkies: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of a 12 oz can. Border patrol agents monitor my fence line. The terrorists have put me on a watch list.

These shorts are the real deal; a Russian guy put these on and caught fire. the silkies survived. because America. If you still haven't bought a pair it's because you lack testicular fortitude."

  • 100% Silky Smooth Poly
  • Elastic waistband
  • Inside pocket
  • Built-in liner brief for maximum comfort

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"Since buying these silkies: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of a 12 oz can. Border patrol agents monitor my fence line. The terrorists have put me on a watch list.

These shorts are the real deal; a Russian guy put these on and caught fire. the silkies survived. because America. If you still haven't bought a pair it's because you lack testicular fortitude."

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ML
09/13/2021
Miguel L.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Best silky I have

Super best ever silky! I all the time stronger now!

JM
08/03/2021
Joshua M.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Happy Accident

I bought these to mess with my wife initially! It just so happens these are the most comfortable shorts I have ever worn. I ordered more shortly after my first purchase! Love them Great job!

BS
04/04/2021
Brian S.
United States United States
I recommend this product
American AF

I don’t think I can describe these better than their product description. They are American AF. Fit is American AF. Shipping was fast AF. **** YEAH!

DS
03/11/2021
Douglass S.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Amazing

When you wear these you can feel the spirit of America pumping through your veins. Onlookers marvel at your glorious aura as you spread Freedom across the land

CV
12/09/2020
Chaz V.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Amaze-balls!

When I put my silkies on. It feels like Jesus Christ himself is cradling my boys with hands of the softest degree!

JUST SEEN

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