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Oh yes, black Silkies. Recon approved. Also known as Ranger Panties to our Army Ranger brothers. These bad boys are 1776% GUARANTEED to knock 5 minutes off your run time.
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100% Silky Smooth Poly
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Elastic waistband
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Inside pocket
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Built-in liner brief for maximum comfort
Oh yes, black Silkies. Recon approved. Also known as Ranger Panties to our Army Ranger brothers. These bad boys are 1776% GUARANTEED to knock 5 minutes off your run time.
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5.0 Based on 57 Reviews
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02/21/2023
Benjamin
United StatesI recommend this product
Transforming!
Don’t have a great body to show off? Don’t worry ‘bout it - I don’t either. It’s not just how Semper Silkies make you look, it’s about how they make you feel. With mine on, under my jeans or flying free, I feel confident and sexy.
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04/13/2022
Brad A.
United StatesI recommend this product
Good night Chesty Puller wherever you are
These might now have Chesty’s face emblazoned upon them but I guarantee had he or any Marine from the Halls of Montezuma to the Shores of Tripoli would have won 20 medals of honor and 20 Purple Hearts while coating their silkies in the enemy’s blood while wearing them. Each one would still be alive today as long as they kept these silkies on and would be stabbing every red communist with a Marine Guidon. So, good night Chesty Puller wherever you are….I’m sad your nuts cannot be has comfortable as mine are right now.
HB
03/10/2022
Harry B.
United KingdomI recommend this product
FREEDOM RIDES ON MY SILKIFIED THIGHS
Well what can I say? The moment the waistband settled on me the earth trembled for miles around. I felt my American ancestry fly from my thighs in a shockwave of unparalleled magnitude. Kim Jong turned off his Nukes and Putin's jets dropped out of the skies over Ukraine in a flaming ball of freedom. If Captain America and Rambo had a lovechild you would believe I was that child. When the silky shorts gripped my thighs and the silky briefs cupped my Holy Relics the U.S. constitution became my Bible, despite being from the UK. BUT STOP. A holy voice told me to cut out the silken inner briefs and live free without it. In that moment of wearing briefless silkies the floor around me turned red white and blue and 50 starts started shining brightly in the sky. I didn't know which one to follow so I loaded up the BBQ and due to the extreme gun laws of the UK I had to imitate and put my nephews nerf gun over my shoulder as the wind breezing through my silkies cooled me from the heat of the BBQ. I had a Bud light in one hand a Texan grilled steak sizzling in front of me. Freedom never felt so silky.
CR
03/09/2022
Craig R.
United StatesI recommend this product
So comfortable
"Silkie" smooth and very comfortable. Has a little weight to it so it feels like a second skin. Very impressed. Love the feel and look.
DG
02/27/2022
Daniel G.
United StatesI recommend this product
Leaving this galaxy for the Silky Way
I’ve left Earth’s atmosphere for an environment that is supremely more comfortable and I’m never going back. Please tell the people of Earth that I wish them luck and silkies. Perhaps one day they too will enjoy an out of this world experience.
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"Semper Silkies are freedom. Freedom from tyranny and underwear. Let your legs and bits be free!"
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"Since buying these silkies: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of...
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Short? Yup! Silky? Yup! Ready to show your glorious thighs from sea to shining sea? DAMN RIGHT!
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What's more patriotic than slapping on some Daisy Dukes of Freedom and letting your legs catch some rays?
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This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!
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