Cockouflage

I love these shorts. They fit amazing, help secure the goods and Show you off. Just what you need. The name says it

I originally purchased these to participate in a virtual 5K run with friends. I didn't want any old ***** nilly shorts. I needed something that would flatter my ***** thighs in the vitamin D. Well, not only did I get a lot of laughs and smiles... I also got a few jeering smirks from some ******. I say it's a win. Afterall, you can't spell happiness without... sinep? Anyhoo... I wood have written a review by hand, but my pen is just too large. I hope other enjoy these as much as I did, and leave you laughing hard, but not too cocky.

Love my multicam pair...planning on buying more!

I think the quality is fine, the fit and designs are good. Only minor squawk is the poly does not breath like the tricot and once wet gets very heavy as it acts like a sponge where the tricot does not, stays very light and dries very fast. I have an obstacle course coming up in a few weeks, we shall see.

I suspected one of my neighbors of being a communist till I went for a run in these and my neighbor busted into flames as I ran by. The pocket on the inside kept my keys secure and who doesn't love multicam? If you like freedom, these silkies are for you!