Let's start with the complaints -*** the maximum rating I could give was five stars? Do you people have your heads inserted in your **** orifices. I started this review fully expecting to award the infinite stars the product deserved. Ya'll need to unf*ck yourselves. Now that that's out of the way the good -wow. Best $1,775,000.00 I've ever spent, yeah I mortgaged my home and took out high interest title loans on both my cars and all my motorcycles, and pawned my Snap-on roll-away, but totes worth it! What a bargain. I am now the envy of both my friends and my enemies. If it's true that he who dies with the most toys wins, if I die tomorrow -I've won!
These silkies are blessed... because of these silkies, you will NEVER fail a PT test again... ****, you will not even have to wear a PT belt either... if anyone ever give you any flak about anything, just point at your silkies and remind them who the **** they are talking to: the muthafukka with silkies approved by the Mad Dog, himself.
This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!