So I participate in the Silkies Hike put on by Irreverent Warriors (if you are a vet check it out). For the last couple of hikes, I have been using my issued pair of silkies. With the new season upon me, I decided that I should start the new year of hikes with a new pair of silkies. I got on your website and to my dismay, I noticed that the plain silkies were out of stock. Nearly broken hearted, I started scrolling along the site browsing different options that you have available. That is when I spotted them. A pair of silkies with General Mad Dog Mattis on them, giving the knife hand. Being a hero of mine, I quickly purchased a couple pair of them. I have been like a kid at Christmas since they arrived. I WEAR THEM EVERYWHERE!!! Work, school, gym, family functions, dates, bar mitzvahs, Sunday mass, it doesn't matter. I feel like batman sometimes. When in need, all I have to do is drop trowel and fight the forces of evil in my freedom shorts. Made from alien material that offers the tensile strength of superman's cape and the soft affectionate touch that you can only experience from love, these shorts get the job done all day, every day. Thank You Semper Silkies on a job well done. Stay frosty gents. --Micah
When using these I experienced high levels of attention from men and women alike, and I even cured a cancer patient from pure thigh exposure. Highly recommend
I Love every pair I own.
these shorts are totally awesome and can knife hand the **** out of anyone!!!!!!
I dont think Gen Mattis wants to be that close to so many swinging dicks.
This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!