After opening, a loud Cuh Caaaaw bellowed from the package. It was then I realized these were what I’ve been missing all my life. A fresh cut mullet on the Bald Eagle, flapping gently in the breeze, with the sweet sweet smell of freedom, in the air. How can you deny the righteousness of these bad boys. In the package comes one pair of badass, real American pair of shorts.
So comfortable and love to wear around the house
As soon as I slid these bad boys on I could feel about 5 inches added... to my mullet that is. Fantastic shorts. Breeze all in the right spots and perfect for any merican
To say I feel the freedom is an understatement. The mulleagle gives me the desire to do some badass **** and show off a little leg . Love the silkies, happy to buy American .
Amazing. The shorts are the perfect mid thigh length and leave a lot of room for unexpected kicks and jumping. I have full range! They are silkie smooth and feel like I am free as a bird!
This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!