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Short? Yup! Silky? Yup! Ready to show your glorious thighs from sea to shining sea? DAMN RIGHT!
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100% Silky Smooth Poly
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Elastic waistband
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Inside pocket
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Built-in liner brief for maximum comfort
Short? Yup! Silky? Yup! Ready to show your glorious thighs from sea to shining sea? DAMN RIGHT!
Customer Reviews
5.0
Based on 18 Reviews
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CV
09/17/2022
Claude V.
United StatesI recommend this product
Best Silkies or Shorts You Will Ever Own
These shorts are beyond awesome. Perfect for lounging around the house, grilling on Sunday, or your daily workouts - you have arrived at perfection and will look no further. Tell your friends, tell your family - Semper Fi silkies are the best.
JS
07/19/2022
Jeff S.
United StatesI recommend this product
Kids do not appreciate Silkies
Awesome product, great fit. My kids have not developed an appreciation for the Silkies. A few quotes from them. "Why" and " I'm not gonna look at your ***** dad." Can't wait to order more when they are back in stock! J'Ron
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06/04/2022
Mike
United StatesI recommend this product
My eyes are up here soldier.
Hands down the most comfortable fabric that you'll ever wear. Liner is like a push up bra for your package, and showcases the goods in the most legal way possible. Stop traffic while doing yard work. Go to the store and watch every female and even dudes eyes lock on your crotch. I have never felt more alive than I do in my silkies. Buy them, thank me later.
TM
05/28/2022
Thomas M.
United StatesI recommend this product
Running Errands and Catching Glances
These are the most comfortable shorts ever. Lovingly nestles my junk and hugs my butt. My favorite for running Saturday errands and catching glances. Need to get more.
GL
04/28/2022
George L.
AustraliaI recommend this product
Show your hard work
Perfect pair of workout shorts! Comfortable to work out in and to even lounge about it in. Show your quads and hard work off. Remember suns out quads out
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"Semper Silkies are freedom. Freedom from tyranny and underwear. Let your legs and bits be free!"
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"Since buying these silkies: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of...
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What's more patriotic than slapping on some Daisy Dukes of Freedom and letting your legs catch some rays?
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Flex your right to bear thighs with the shorts heard 'round the world! Just as the founding squatters intended...
Shipment Explanation
This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!
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