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$24.99

Flex your right to bear thighs with the shorts heard 'round the world! Just as the founding squatters intended...

  • 100% Silky Smooth Poly
  • Elastic waistband
  • Inside pocket
  • Built-in liner brief for maximum comfort

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Flex your right to bear thighs with the shorts heard 'round the world! Just as the founding squatters intended...

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JV
05/18/2020
Jeff V.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Awesome!!

These were just what I was looking for. They at very comfortable and fit very well. Thanks!!

A Semper Silkies™ Customer
JE
05/04/2020
Jared E.
United States United States
I recommend this product
A quarantine necessity

Like most of the country, I'm stuck working at home for the foreseeable future. I thought to myself-- if I'm not going anywhere, I may as well be comfortable. I knew the only place to go was Semper Silkies. Nowhere else could I find the perfect combination of comfort and libertarianism. The package took some time to arrive, between it being a made-to-order item and shipping delays as a result of the pandemic. But it was well worth the wait. When I saw my disgruntled mailwoman place the star spangled package in my mailbox, I knew they had arrived (I also had been tracking it online, but that's besides the point). When I slipped these bad boys on, I experienced a level of comfort unlike anything I've ever experienced. They're roomy and airy yet skimpy and supporting all at the same time. The feeling of the inside liner against my junk felt like a firm hug from Ronald Reagan, letting me know that everything was going to be okay, and this pandemic has NOTHING on you, now that you've got these snazzy new silkies. God bless you, Semper Silkies. You're doing the Lord's work.

NR
04/06/2020
Nick R.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Amazing

These are absolutely awesome. Amazingly comfortable.

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JA
04/05/2020
Jerry A.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Nailed it.

You never go full Marine. Love the materials. Great freaking craftsmanship. But, the ******* panty legs are tight as ****. I mean, I'm 6'1 and 200 pounds of medium speed, tons of drag, but these ******* will cut your circulation off. That said, y'all's silkies are awesome. Super soft, thick, great elastic. Almost perfect.

DP
02/25/2020
Danielle P.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Best gift ever

Outstanding, thick materials, clever graphic, and impressively speedy delivery knowing that each pair is made to order. Bought these for a gift for my sister’s soldier boyfriend and gave them to him on Valentine’s Day. He loved the gift so much that he broke up with her that night and asked me to be his girlfriend and we’ve been happily together ever since. Once my sister felt the buttery soft Silkies and high quality screen printing and realized what a generous gift it was, she had to agree. In other news, newly single MilSo on the market, fellas... She’s a size XS if any gentlemen want to win her over with a new pair of Silkies.

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This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!

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