16 reviews
$24.99

Flex your right to bear thighs with the shorts heard 'round the world! Just as the founding squatters intended...

  • 100% Silky Smooth Poly
  • Elastic waistband
  • Inside pocket
  • Built-in liner brief for maximum comfort

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Flex your right to bear thighs with the shorts heard 'round the world! Just as the founding squatters intended...

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DP
02/25/2020
Danielle P.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Best gift ever

Outstanding, thick materials, clever graphic, and impressively speedy delivery knowing that each pair is made to order. Bought these for a gift for my sister’s soldier boyfriend and gave them to him on Valentine’s Day. He loved the gift so much that he broke up with her that night and asked me to be his girlfriend and we’ve been happily together ever since. Once my sister felt the buttery soft Silkies and high quality screen printing and realized what a generous gift it was, she had to agree. In other news, newly single MilSo on the market, fellas... She’s a size XS if any gentlemen want to win her over with a new pair of Silkies.

Danielle Pistone verified customer review of No Step on Snek
JL
12/24/2019
John L.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Rah

Great silkies bro

DR
12/13/2019
David R.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Darn Good

Pretty short, but ruggedly constructed with comfortable and strong material and secure stitching. I got yellow and they had a pocket.

KD
12/04/2019
Kevin d.
Australia Australia
I recommend this product
Extreme levels of freedom

I feel like the love child of a deer and a dove when I wear these. Flexible. Agile. Weightless.

Kevin de Beer verified customer review of No Step on Snek
PH
11/27/2019
Peter H.
United States United States
I recommend this product
If you don't like your silkies, you are a monster!

The only way that you could get closer to Freedom is to not wear anything at all.

Peter Hajewski verified customer review of No Step on Snek
JUST SEEN

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This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!

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