30 reviews
$24.99

Flex your right to bear thighs with the shorts heard 'round the world! Just as the founding squatters intended...

  • 100% Silky Smooth Poly
  • Elastic waistband
  • Inside pocket
  • Built-in liner brief for maximum comfort

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Flex your right to bear thighs with the shorts heard 'round the world! Just as the founding squatters intended...

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5.0 Based on 30 Reviews
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WF
06/15/2021
Wilson F.
United States United States
I recommend this product
You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face when I’m wearing these bad boys?

All I can say is, dang. These are comfortable as ****. Love em.

WK
04/03/2021
Wytt K.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Huge hazard

I was terrified the first time I wore them outside. I had to fight almost every single middle aged mom off of my leg. Scariest thing I’ve ever had to do

DJ
02/15/2021
Darian J.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Very comfortable

Probably the most comfortable shorts I've ever owned. My wife said they're too short for me to ever wear in public, but they are serving me well in my home gym

DA
01/04/2021
Drew A.
United States United States
I recommend this product
snakes are dangerous

I have unusually large quads and my legs are quite powerful. Even with great power I still can not step on a snake. These silkies really embody that, thank you

TK
12/22/2020
Tasha K.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Love these!

I can't wait for my husband to open these Christmas morning! He is going to love walking around with these on, paired with his fuzzy cross (switched into 4 wheel drive I'm sure)

JUST SEEN

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This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!

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