25 reviews
$24.99

Flex your right to bear thighs with the shorts heard 'round the world! Just as the founding squatters intended...

  • 100% Silky Smooth Poly
  • Elastic waistband
  • Inside pocket
  • Built-in liner brief for maximum comfort

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Flex your right to bear thighs with the shorts heard 'round the world! Just as the founding squatters intended...

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AB
09/20/2020
Aaron B.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Love the Silkies Love the Service

Customer Service was top notch. Love their service.

RB
06/24/2020
Ryan B.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Super Mchighspeed-erton

Hi there, I received the two silkie products. The magnum and no step on snake. I can't believe how amazing and comfortable these are. I'm a driller that spends 12 hours a day in the rigs. No man-pon needed! These not only create the most comfortable feeling for the wedding tackle they also wick away moisture. Great job on your product . I look forward to ordering more. Thanks , Ryan Bernier

DM
06/24/2020
Derek M.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Amazeballs

Due to a mix of COVID 19 and Commies, my shorts took longer than expected to arrive. They were parachuted in by none other than MadDog Mattis, riding a parachute made from the skin of ISIS fighters and sewn together with the brightly colored hair of AntiFa protesters. Before I could open the package they merged themselves to my body like The Mask, tripling the size of my thighs and my wiener. Next thing I know I did 100 one armed pushups, one **** pushup (it only takes one) and broke off into a 3.10 mile sprint. I was escorted on my run by a v-formation of bald eagles, all wearing american flag bandanas and playing Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue. Everyone (man or woman) I ran past is now pregnant, except the few Al-Qaeda spies that dropped dead like the Nazis in Raider of the Lost Ark. As I rounded the corner to the finish, an old Vietnam Vet with no legs stood up and saluted me...then did 50 8-counts. The most amazing part? We were back before the song was over, and I didn't even break a sweat.

CT
06/23/2020
Chris T.
United States United States
I recommend this product
A new dawn for leg day

I got these bad boys yesterday on my birthday June 22nd (excellent timing btw guys) along with the gun flag and US flag shorts. I was extremely excited to wear these for my morning workout and even more because Tuesday is leg day for me. Holy ******* **** on a golden throne my balls were super stoked to have this room to stretch, and so did my snek. Girlfriend saw me with these one and though she didnt want to step on the snek (I mean who would). She did want to charm it and even take a ride on it. Needless to say get these shorts guys your balls will thank you.

JA
06/08/2020
Jason A.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Super comfortable

Feel like I’m wearing air!

JUST SEEN

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This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!

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