I was terrified the first time I wore them outside. I had to fight almost every single middle aged mom off of my leg. Scariest thing I’ve ever had to do
Probably the most comfortable shorts I've ever owned. My wife said they're too short for me to ever wear in public, but they are serving me well in my home gym
I have unusually large quads and my legs are quite powerful. Even with great power I still can not step on a snake. These silkies really embody that, thank you
"Since buying these silkies: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of...
What's more patriotic than slapping on some Daisy Dukes of Freedom and letting your legs catch some rays?
JUST SEEN
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