"I hung the flag up outside my house to, not so subtly, let my neighbors know that yes, I might be "mildly" retarded and that yes, sometimes I also "wish a motherfucker would..." It now serves as a beacon of hope to all those who love to eat crayons and sniff glue but also have an inherent need to overcompensate for a serious lack of emotional security. 

Sidenote: If any of my mouth breathing warrior brothers are planning on installing this on a flagpole, please avoid gazing up at or admiring the beacon in the rain or during heavy precipitation due to possible drowning hazards."

  • 100% Polyester
  • Single Sided Print
  • Metal Grommets, Ready to Hang
  • Lightweight - perfect for wall hanging
  • Not made for the outdoors
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"I hung the flag up outside my house to, not so subtly, let my neighbors know that yes, I might be "mildly" retarded and that yes, sometimes I also "wish a motherfucker would..." It now serves as a beacon of hope to all those who love to eat crayons and sniff glue but also have an inherent need to overcompensate for a serious lack of emotional security. 

Sidenote: If any of my mouth breathing warrior brothers are planning on installing this on a flagpole, please avoid gazing up at or admiring the beacon in the rain or during heavy precipitation due to possible drowning hazards."

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