"I hung the flag up outside my house to, not so subtly, let my neighbors know that yes, I might be "mildly" retarded and that yes, sometimes I also "wish a motherfucker would..." It now serves as a beacon of hope to all those who love to eat crayons and sniff glue but also have an inherent need to overcompensate for a serious lack of emotional security.
Sidenote: If any of my mouth breathing warrior brothers are planning on installing this on a flagpole, please avoid gazing up at or admiring the beacon in the rain or during heavy precipitation due to possible drowning hazards."
"I hung the flag up outside my house to, not so subtly, let my neighbors know that yes, I might be "mildly" retarded and that yes, sometimes I also "wish a motherfucker would..." It now serves as a beacon of hope to all those who love to eat crayons and sniff glue but also have an inherent need to overcompensate for a serious lack of emotional security.
Sidenote: If any of my mouth breathing warrior brothers are planning on installing this on a flagpole, please avoid gazing up at or admiring the beacon in the rain or during heavy precipitation due to possible drowning hazards."
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