Ever feel the sensation of splitting an Oreo in half and all the cream comes off on one side perfectly? Or the feeling of a fresh haircut, with a decent shoulder massage? The satisfaction of a perfectly lined-up front yard after a days work of tedious lawn mowing? What it feels like to turn over a motor with a four-barrel carb and some straight pipes? Well none of that compares to how effing perfect these shorts are. I’ve been buying Soffe shorts for years but these are better made, fancier, more durable and let’s be honest, chicks dig them. So let freedom ring and snuggle the boys into these shorts and enjoy an experience you’ll never forget.
******* awesome. I've done everything in Silkies forever. Missions, dates, long shifts at work. But using these Aloha Silkies for a game of hockey made me faster and more agile. Even with a cup on, it feels like my first girlfriend gently holding my package. Mostly because she was too afraid to go full hands on, but she learned. There's no fear in these Silkies though. Thanks.
I love this style! The fabric feels a little different that normal silkies. They are semi stretchy and VERY comfy. Highly recommend!
Bought these bad boys for my husband and his words were" silky as f*** and they let me balls hang comfy"
I’ve heard people say thing like, “ your shorts are too short” and “stop looking at me like that, it’s creepy.” But since donning these little baddies no one says **** to me! They nod or salute in respect of the glory of my semper silkies!!! I quad flex these monster everywhere I go repping the brand that has no comparison. Getchu some of these before they’re gone and you’re left cruising around in lame-*** jogger or even worse: khakis. 10/10
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