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5.0 Based on 3 Reviews
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JD
02/21/2023
Jackson D.
United StatesI recommend this product
Performance Enhancing Shorts
The moment I slipped into these silkies my now teardrop quads doubled in size and USADA agents burst through the door to demand I complete a urinalysis test. They’ve been chasing me all day but I’m too speedy (and slippery) for them now! Thanks to these bad boys (girls?) my mile times are plummeting faster than a brick-laden bag of puppies in the river and I’m stacking plates on the bar like I’m serving up flapjacks at a Waffle House. An added bonus: I’m making lots of new male friends at the gym! My only concern is the color of the inside lining. Although durable, soft as [REDACTED], and exceedingly breathable, the linings are white as snow. As an avid consumer of sketchy Mexican food and canned meats, I find myself hesitant to visit gut-busting burrito purveyors the night before a long run or big leg day in these bad boys. One post-chimichanga fart and it’s all over! As long as you wipe well (and don’t live within 500 yards of a school zone) I highly recommend these shorts!
CL
08/31/2021
Christopher L.
United StatesI recommend this product
Pretty in Pink
First off, shipping was as fast and stylish as these thigh hugging majesties. These were the first pair I slid on from my order and I went primal. My animalistic tendencies kicked in and I spent the night prowling the town. Who needs cougars when you have pink leopards?
JF
08/09/2021
Jonathon F.
United StatesI recommend this product
Need children?
I have to be careful with these things. Every time I put these pink leopard print silkies on someone ends up pregnant. First time my wife seen me in these a 2 yr old fell out. 2nd time I wore these things we were at the pool and babies started popping out everywhere. I’ve had these for 2 weeks and I now I have 26 kids, be careful my silkie wearing friends these things will change the way people look at you. Men will shake their heads while their women will drool over how sexy you are and ultimately they will start growing a baby at the sight of you
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"Semper Silkies are freedom. Freedom from tyranny and underwear. Let your legs and bits be free!"
25
"Since buying these silkies: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of...
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Short? Yup! Silky? Yup! Ready to show your glorious thighs from sea to shining sea? DAMN RIGHT!
37
What's more patriotic than slapping on some Daisy Dukes of Freedom and letting your legs catch some rays?
Customer Reviews
5.0 Based on 3 Reviews
100reviewers would recommend this product Write a Review Ask a Question - Reviews
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Filter Reviews:
JD
02/21/2023
Jackson D.
United StatesI recommend this product
Performance Enhancing Shorts
The moment I slipped into these silkies my now teardrop quads doubled in size and USADA agents burst through the door to demand I complete a urinalysis test. They’ve been chasing me all day but I’m too speedy (and slippery) for them now! Thanks to these bad boys (girls?) my mile times are plummeting faster than a brick-laden bag of puppies in the river and I’m stacking plates on the bar like I’m serving up flapjacks at a Waffle House. An added bonus: I’m making lots of new male friends at the gym! My only concern is the color of the inside lining. Although durable, soft as [REDACTED], and exceedingly breathable, the linings are white as snow. As an avid consumer of sketchy Mexican food and canned meats, I find myself hesitant to visit gut-busting burrito purveyors the night before a long run or big leg day in these bad boys. One post-chimichanga fart and it’s all over! As long as you wipe well (and don’t live within 500 yards of a school zone) I highly recommend these shorts!
CL
08/31/2021
Christopher L.
United StatesI recommend this product
Pretty in Pink
First off, shipping was as fast and stylish as these thigh hugging majesties. These were the first pair I slid on from my order and I went primal. My animalistic tendencies kicked in and I spent the night prowling the town. Who needs cougars when you have pink leopards?
JF
08/09/2021
Jonathon F.
United StatesI recommend this product
Need children?
I have to be careful with these things. Every time I put these pink leopard print silkies on someone ends up pregnant. First time my wife seen me in these a 2 yr old fell out. 2nd time I wore these things we were at the pool and babies started popping out everywhere. I’ve had these for 2 weeks and I now I have 26 kids, be careful my silkie wearing friends these things will change the way people look at you. Men will shake their heads while their women will drool over how sexy you are and ultimately they will start growing a baby at the sight of you
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