Beyond amazing! they grip the thighs better. They raise the spirits higher. You can smell sent brass.
I have to double up on my birth control before putting these on, but I will be running faster, jumping higher, and bench pressing a small bus this Memorial Day. If I can't marry Mattis, at least I can absorb his powers.
Since donning these bad boys, I use my knife hands now for prepping dinner and clearing fallen trees while on hikes with the pup. Seriously, I get honks and thumbs up from people while running with them on haha. They fit amazing, I’m 5’9, 31-32 waist and the smalls fit perfectly. Thanks for making an amazing beacon of sexiness and badassery while I take laps around the national mall this spring
10 out of 10. Every Marine needs a pair
I’m slowly learning to grow and except the fact that a male now has a 100% control over me! Now the Corps has always owned me but now the mighty Mattis owns my balls. Well I could not be happier. We talk nightly and he asks how I’m doing! It’s a great relationship!
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