St. Nick ain't got SH*T on ol' Gainsy. It's like the quote from Miracle on 34th Street: "Every time a bell rings, a ThiccBoy gets his Quads." Don't look up the quote, just trust. These silkies were just want the reindeer ordered. All the wife wanted for Christmas anyway was to see these massive glutes and juicy thighmeat. PACKAGE DELIVERED.
Christmas came early this year. There’s nothing better than getting Santa Swole in some Semper Silkies! Santa may not be a good boy this year, but he’s getting gains in this gift.
"Since buying these silkies: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of...
What's more patriotic than slapping on some Daisy Dukes of Freedom and letting your legs catch some rays?
JUST SEEN
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This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!