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Toss out the Santa suit, kick over the table of cookies, get these Christmas Silkies on and celebrate in style.
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100% Silky Smooth Poly
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Elastic waistband
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Inside pocket
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Built-in liner brief for maximum comfort
Toss out the Santa suit, kick over the table of cookies, get these Christmas Silkies on and celebrate in style.
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4.9 Based on 9 Reviews
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11/02/2021
Gainsy M. 
United StatesI recommend this product
SANTAQUADS is coming to town.
St. Nick ain't got SH*T on ol' Gainsy. It's like the quote from Miracle on 34th Street: "Every time a bell rings, a ThiccBoy gets his Quads." Don't look up the quote, just trust. These silkies were just want the reindeer ordered. All the wife wanted for Christmas anyway was to see these massive glutes and juicy thighmeat. PACKAGE DELIVERED.
WP
12/05/2020
William P. United StatesI recommend this product
Santa silkies **** yea
They are bad *** and can’t wait to show all those people who skipped leg day what’s up this christmas
RC
11/29/2020
Richard C. United StatesI recommend this product
So naughty they’re Nice!
Awesome, easy to purchase and quick response and delivery. Wearing these bad boys, while checking my list twice. Being Santa never felt so right!
WH
04/27/2020
Will H. United StatesI recommend this product
Santa’s little helper
Christmas came early this year. There’s nothing better than getting Santa Swole in some Semper Silkies! Santa may not be a good boy this year, but he’s getting gains in this gift.
JS
04/19/2020
Jeremy S. United StatesI recommend this product
Silkies or death
This was a great company to deal with. Best quality silkies awesome turn around...
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"Semper Silkies are freedom. Freedom from tyranny and underwear. Let your legs and bits be free!"
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"Since buying these silkies: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of...
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Short? Yup! Silky? Yup! Ready to show your glorious thighs from sea to shining sea? DAMN RIGHT!
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What's more patriotic than slapping on some Daisy Dukes of Freedom and letting your legs catch some rays?
Shipment Explanation
This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!
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