St. Nick ain't got SH*T on ol' Gainsy. It's like the quote from Miracle on 34th Street: "Every time a bell rings, a ThiccBoy gets his Quads." Don't look up the quote, just trust. These silkies were just want the reindeer ordered. All the wife wanted for Christmas anyway was to see these massive glutes and juicy thighmeat. PACKAGE DELIVERED.
Christmas came early this year. There’s nothing better than getting Santa Swole in some Semper Silkies! Santa may not be a good boy this year, but he’s getting gains in this gift.
Star Spangled American Flag Silkies "I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I...
We're bringing OD Green Silkies back to their original Glory. Soft and silky smooth. Like they were in the Old Corps...when all we had were iron sights and a pair of our trusty Daisy Dukes of Freedom. Rah.
Oh yes, black Silkies. Recon approved. Also known as Ranger Panties to our Army Ranger brothers. These bad boys are 1776% GUARANTEED to knock 5 minutes off your run time.
Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. AKA Hawaiian Silkies.
JUST SEEN
Shipment Explanation
This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!