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American Flag Silkies

"I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on and my max bench press increased by a 100lbs. I wiped the whiskey from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me.

George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I had to do. It was Freedom time.

I flung myself from the bathroom window and these shorts literally turned me into a bald eagle, I flew over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at Pussytown."


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American Flag Silkies

"I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on and my max bench press increased by a 100lbs. I wiped the whiskey from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me.

George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I had to do. It was Freedom time.

I flung myself from the bathroom window and these shorts literally turned me into a bald eagle, I flew over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at Pussytown."

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08/09/2019
Brooke T.
United States United States
I recommend this product

Giving a 4 out of 5 but for delivery not quality

These are wonderful. My husband was so excited and absolutely loves them. I am giving a 4 out of 5 only because of the glitches with the delivery process. We are still waiting on another pair! My order was placed on May 23..........I would recommend them but I really hope the company can figure things out. I ordered these for my husband for father's day, I eventually had to tell him because he thought I didn't get him anything at all.

JS
08/09/2019
Jeffrey S.
United States United States
I recommend this product

Let me tell you a little story..

ABOUT FREEEEEDDDDOOOMM!! Minus these things being way late, they’re awesome. I feel more free than a bald eagle soaring over Mount Rushmore on the god damn Fourth of July during a flyby of A-10 warthogs.

Jeffrey S. verified customer review of Star Spangled Silkies
JS
08/08/2019
Jason S.
United States United States
I recommend this product

Freedom Sweet sweet Freedom!!

As soon as I slipped these on my whole world changed. My manhood increased, the sun shined brighter, flocks of beautiful women followed me around, eagles flew over me like accompanying jet fighters. I went to the gym to test them out and set PRs on everything. My girlfriend can’t keep her hands off me. I’m basically a superhero now. Never taking these bad boys off!!!

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08/04/2019
Furman B.
United States United States
I recommend this product

America

The fit and function of these freedom panties are like getting a slap on the ***/good game from general patton himself!! Great work semper silkie team. Will definitely purchase some more freedom in the near future!!

A Semper Silkies™ Customer
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08/04/2019
Wes T.
United States United States
I recommend this product

From zero to hero

So, I got my silkies in the mail and tried them on. Awesome fit! But I was a little surprised at what happened next... I thought I’d take them for a run, so I could feel the sweet breeze of freedom blow where I rarely feel it (you know where). As I ran, a lady with a stroller moved to the side and saluted me. Strange, I thought, but kept running. I wasn’t an officer, so surely it wasn’t related. Then I came up on small children riding their bikes with their parents. The parents began clapping and wiping away tears as I ran by. What was happening?? Next, an elderly man was walking ahead. As I passed him, he began running beside me. “Semper Fi,” he said as we ran another mile. When we finished, a crowd of people had gathered at the finish line, waving American flags and crying. They placed us on their shoulders and paraded around the parking lot. When they placed me on the ground, they thanked me for my service and gave me a new truck and a case of natty light. It was quite a day! So, yeah, I’ll be buying another pair.

Wes T. verified customer review of Star Spangled Silkies
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