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$17.76

Star Spangled American Flag Silkies


"I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on and my max bench press increased by a 100lbs. I wiped the whiskey from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me.

George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I had to do. It was Freedom time.

I flung myself from the bathroom window and these shorts literally turned me into a bald eagle, I flew over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at Pussytown."

  • 100% Silky Smooth Poly
  • Elastic waistband
  • Inside pocket
  • Built-in liner brief for maximum comfort

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Star Spangled American Flag Silkies


"I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on and my max bench press increased by a 100lbs. I wiped the whiskey from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me.

George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I had to do. It was Freedom time.

I flung myself from the bathroom window and these shorts literally turned me into a bald eagle, I flew over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at Pussytown."

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KP
11/06/2021
Kelly P.
United States United States
I recommend this product

Skies out, thighs out

These are so soft and comfy, my life has been forever changed and I’m definitely ordering more in the future! Also they shipped so damn fast!

JM
10/14/2021
Justin M.
United States United States
I recommend this product

Mercer

These are the most comfortable silkies I have ever worn!! I will definitely be purchasing more very soon! Thank you for the excellent service and quick delivery!

LM
08/28/2021
Lisa M.
United States United States
I recommend this product

Best material

So what are the several different styles of silkies that I have purchased the American flag material is far superior. Furthermore, there’s just something about the cut of American flag silkies that is better than the other ones.

MS
08/23/2021
Michael S.
United States United States
I recommend this product

Incredible

I had Soffes before these came in, and it’s not even a competition. Silkies are so much smoother and more robust. I’m definitely a customer for life!

DP
07/28/2021
David P.
United States United States
I recommend this product

Can’t get anymore american than this.

My overall experience was good. I recommend them to anyone. I really like the fact that they’re made in America.

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