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Star Spangled American Flag Silkies
"I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on and my max bench press increased by a 100lbs. I wiped the whiskey from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me.
George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I had to do. It was Freedom time.
I flung myself from the bathroom window and these shorts literally turned me into a bald eagle, I flew over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at Pussytown."
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100% Silky Smooth Poly
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Elastic waistband
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Inside pocket
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Built-in liner brief for maximum comfort
Star Spangled American Flag Silkies
"I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on and my max bench press increased by a 100lbs. I wiped the whiskey from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me.
George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I had to do. It was Freedom time.
I flung myself from the bathroom window and these shorts literally turned me into a bald eagle, I flew over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at Pussytown."
Customer Reviews
4.8 Based on 50 Reviews
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KP
11/06/2021
Kelly P. 
United StatesI recommend this product
Skies out, thighs out
These are so soft and comfy, my life has been forever changed and I’m definitely ordering more in the future! Also they shipped so damn fast!
JM
10/14/2021
Justin M. United StatesI recommend this product
Mercer
These are the most comfortable silkies I have ever worn!! I will definitely be purchasing more very soon! Thank you for the excellent service and quick delivery!
LM
08/28/2021
Lisa M. United StatesI recommend this product
Best material
So what are the several different styles of silkies that I have purchased the American flag material is far superior. Furthermore, there’s just something about the cut of American flag silkies that is better than the other ones.
MS
08/23/2021
Michael S. United StatesI recommend this product
Incredible
I had Soffes before these came in, and it’s not even a competition. Silkies are so much smoother and more robust. I’m definitely a customer for life!
DP
07/28/2021
David P. United StatesI recommend this product
Can’t get anymore american than this.
My overall experience was good. I recommend them to anyone. I really like the fact that they’re made in America.
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Star Spangled American Flag Silkies "I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I...
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We're bringing OD Green Silkies back to their original Glory. Soft and silky smooth. Like they were in the Old Corps...when all we had were iron sights and a pair of our trusty Daisy Dukes of Freedom. Rah.
56
Oh yes, black Silkies. Recon approved. Also known as Ranger Panties to our Army Ranger brothers. These bad boys are 1776% GUARANTEED to knock 5 minutes off your run time.
46
Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. AKA Hawaiian Silkies.
Shipment Explanation
This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!
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