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Star Spangled American Flag Silkies

"I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on and my max bench press increased by a 100lbs. I wiped the whiskey from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me.

George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I had to do. It was Freedom time.

I flung myself from the bathroom window and these shorts literally turned me into a bald eagle, I flew over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at Pussytown."

  • 100% Silky Smooth Poly
  • Elastic waistband
  • Inside pocket
  • Built-in liner brief for maximum comfort

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Star Spangled American Flag Silkies

"I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on and my max bench press increased by a 100lbs. I wiped the whiskey from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me.

George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I had to do. It was Freedom time.

I flung myself from the bathroom window and these shorts literally turned me into a bald eagle, I flew over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at Pussytown."

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MG
03/29/2020
Misael G.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Not the same fit as another pair of "small" I ordered

I purchased two pairs (olive green and USA flag), both small size, and the USA ones did not fit my wife on the waistline, but the green ones fit perfectly.

BG
03/29/2020
Bobby G.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Great Fit!!!

Very comfortable and can’t wait to wear them this summer.

TH
03/24/2020
Thad H.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Stars and Stripes forever!

Great job, soft and cozy! Only issue is they seem to run a little snug. I might order one size up in the future! Love these things! Will definitely be buying more!

DB
03/24/2020
Dominic B.
United States United States
Feels different...

I purchased the American flag shorts and a pair of the plain black shorts. Feels like two different materials. The American flag ones feel soft and nice but the black ones feel a little harsher, and cheaper..

AJ
03/18/2020
Aaron J.
United States United States
Feels like a cloud.

So comfortable. My nuts feel like they are riding on a cloud. So soft and smooth. I can hear the freedom swishing from my thighs as I run. These shorts alone took a solid 30 seconds of my mile time. I ran so fast that I was **** tested afterwards. It came back positive for excellence. Commies refuse to leave their homes when I wear these. Leg day has gone to a new level. My thighs are bulging out even more as each time I workout I am carrying American military superiority with me. Overall would recommend 1776/10

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