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Star Spangled American Flag Silkies

"I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on and my max bench press increased by a 100lbs. I wiped the whiskey from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me.

George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I had to do. It was Freedom time.

I flung myself from the bathroom window and these shorts literally turned me into a bald eagle, I flew over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at Pussytown."

  • 100% Silky Smooth Poly
  • Elastic waistband
  • Inside pocket
  • Built-in liner brief for maximum comfort

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Star Spangled American Flag Silkies

"I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on and my max bench press increased by a 100lbs. I wiped the whiskey from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me.

George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I had to do. It was Freedom time.

I flung myself from the bathroom window and these shorts literally turned me into a bald eagle, I flew over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at Pussytown."

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MM
06/28/2020
Matthew M.
United States United States
I recommend this product
God Bless America

The product is absolutely perfect in every way and an improvement from what I had in the service. My items got to me relatively fast considering the covid 19.

CA
06/27/2020
Carlyle A.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Wife woke up loving America

Second best pair of silkies I own. First being the red tiger stripe. First time I wore them the wife woke up singing the National anthem and saluting my back side.

AC
06/18/2020
Aaron C.
United States United States
I recommend this product
'Merica

Horrible. It started off great as I've never felt the need to grow a mullet, drink Budweiser, and jam out to "Chattahoochee" while riding my lawnmower stronger than when I wear these shorts. Sadly the neighbors didn't agree and the police say that's classified as a PI.

CC
06/18/2020
Chema C.
United States United States
I recommend this product
SO MUCH FREEDOM!

The flag silkies are the only style made with a different material than normal Semper Silkies. It’s a lighter, stretchier, and silkier material that’s SUPER comfy. It feels like Lady Liberty herself is cradling your private sector. It also comes with two hidden inside pockets!

Semper Silkies™ Flag - checkout Review
CM
06/18/2020
Christian M.
United States United States
I recommend this product
The cats pajamas

The greatest thing that has happened to me so far this year. I wish I could wear these bad boys every day of the week. Plan on buying many more

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