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Star Spangled American Flag Silkies
"I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on and my max bench press increased by a 100lbs. I wiped the whiskey from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me.
George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I had to do. It was Freedom time.
I flung myself from the bathroom window and these shorts literally turned me into a bald eagle, I flew over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at Pussytown."
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100% Silky Smooth Poly
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Elastic waistband
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Inside pocket
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Built-in liner brief for maximum comfort
Star Spangled American Flag Silkies
"I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on and my max bench press increased by a 100lbs. I wiped the whiskey from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me.
George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I had to do. It was Freedom time.
I flung myself from the bathroom window and these shorts literally turned me into a bald eagle, I flew over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at Pussytown."
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07/05/2021
Matthew L.
United StatesI recommend this product
Only commies refuse to wear these
This is what our Founding Fathers had envisioned freedom to be. Fighting terrorism, commies, and the reds in a pair of breathable old glory silkies that are the silkiest pair of silkies that ever silkied.
LS
06/07/2021
Luke S.
United StatesI recommend this product
God Bless America, America is blessed by Silkies
So if you're already like me, Sky's out, thighs out. Right now if you go to Silkies and pick up a pair of shorts, for $17.76 they'll add on those Flag shorts. You save about $8 (a six pack) and get a chance to give your neighbors a feeling of rage filled jealousy that can only be lifted by saluting your star spangled ***.
SB
06/02/2021
Seth B.
United StatesI recommend this product
Patriotism Pants
I wore my new flag silkies today and couldn’t be happier. I was silky smooth and the talk of the town. Been a long time since I’ve felt that free.
SG
05/30/2021
shane G.
United StatesI recommend this product
Love and respect
Love the silkies,, great for all day attire including running, biking and looking sexy
RG
05/23/2021
Ryan G.
United StatesI recommend this product
Sky’s out thighs out
Beer binging natural lights and smashing hot chicks after I wore these!
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Star Spangled American Flag Silkies "I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I...
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We're bringing OD Green Silkies back to their original Glory. Soft and silky smooth. Like they were in the Old Corps...when all we had were iron sights and a pair of our trusty Daisy Dukes of Freedom. Rah.
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Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. AKA Hawaiian Silkies.
Grab this design on a shirt > Aloha MK17 Shirt
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Lace up with these murdery ass aloha silkies for those sunny days. AKA Hawaiian Silkies.
Grab this design on a shirt > Aloha MK18 Shirt
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