45 reviews
$17.76

Star Spangled American Flag Silkies


"I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on and my max bench press increased by a 100lbs. I wiped the whiskey from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me.

George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I had to do. It was Freedom time.

I flung myself from the bathroom window and these shorts literally turned me into a bald eagle, I flew over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at Pussytown."

  • 100% Silky Smooth Poly
  • Elastic waistband
  • Inside pocket
  • Built-in liner brief for maximum comfort

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Star Spangled American Flag Silkies


"I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on and my max bench press increased by a 100lbs. I wiped the whiskey from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me.

George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I had to do. It was Freedom time.

I flung myself from the bathroom window and these shorts literally turned me into a bald eagle, I flew over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at Pussytown."

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ML
07/05/2021
Matthew L.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Only commies refuse to wear these

This is what our Founding Fathers had envisioned freedom to be. Fighting terrorism, commies, and the reds in a pair of breathable old glory silkies that are the silkiest pair of silkies that ever silkied.

LS
06/07/2021
Luke S.
United States United States
I recommend this product
God Bless America, America is blessed by Silkies

So if you're already like me, Sky's out, thighs out. Right now if you go to Silkies and pick up a pair of shorts, for $17.76 they'll add on those Flag shorts. You save about $8 (a six pack) and get a chance to give your neighbors a feeling of rage filled jealousy that can only be lifted by saluting your star spangled ***.

SB
06/02/2021
Seth B.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Patriotism Pants

I wore my new flag silkies today and couldn’t be happier. I was silky smooth and the talk of the town. Been a long time since I’ve felt that free.

Semper Silkies™ Flag - checkout Review
SG
05/30/2021
shane G.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Love and respect

Love the silkies,, great for all day attire including running, biking and looking sexy

RG
05/23/2021
Ryan G.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Sky’s out thighs out

Beer binging natural lights and smashing hot chicks after I wore these!

Semper Silkies™ Flag - checkout Review
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