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Star Spangled American Flag Silkies
"I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on and my max bench press increased by a 100lbs. I wiped the whiskey from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me.
George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I had to do. It was Freedom time.
I flung myself from the bathroom window and these shorts literally turned me into a bald eagle, I flew over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at Pussytown."
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100% Silky Smooth Poly
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Elastic waistband
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Inside pocket
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Built-in liner brief for maximum comfort
Star Spangled American Flag Silkies
"I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on and my max bench press increased by a 100lbs. I wiped the whiskey from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me.
George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I had to do. It was Freedom time.
I flung myself from the bathroom window and these shorts literally turned me into a bald eagle, I flew over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at Pussytown."
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JL
10/07/2020
Jose L.
United StatesI recommend this product
Awesomeness
shipping took awhile but we'll worth the wait
PF
09/28/2020
Paul F.
United StatesI recommend this product
Awesome!
Awesome quality. MADE IN THE USA!!
CB
09/23/2020
Christopher B.
United StatesI recommend this product
Love em
I was extremely happy with these.
DS
09/06/2020
Dustin S.
United StatesI recommend this product
Best shorts I’ve ever bought, wife actually is wearing a pair as we speak
Over all they are the best Silkies I’ve ever had. I have no issues whatsoever. Will buy more!!
FS
09/06/2020
FRANKIE S.
United StatesI recommend this product
Favorite
I was so excited to finally receive them!
Shipment Explanation
This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!
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