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Star Spangled American Flag Silkies

"I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on and my max bench press increased by a 100lbs. I wiped the whiskey from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me.

George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I had to do. It was Freedom time.

I flung myself from the bathroom window and these shorts literally turned me into a bald eagle, I flew over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at Pussytown."

  • 100% Silky Smooth Poly
  • Elastic waistband
  • Inside pocket
  • Built-in liner brief for maximum comfort

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Star Spangled American Flag Silkies

"I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on and my max bench press increased by a 100lbs. I wiped the whiskey from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me.

George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I had to do. It was Freedom time.

I flung myself from the bathroom window and these shorts literally turned me into a bald eagle, I flew over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at Pussytown."

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DS
09/06/2020
Dustin S.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Best shorts I’ve ever bought, wife actually is wearing a pair as we speak

Over all they are the best Silkies I’ve ever had. I have no issues whatsoever. Will buy more!!

FS
09/06/2020
FRANKIE S.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Favorite

I was so excited to finally receive them!

CC
08/23/2020
Colton C.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Who wears shorts shorts?! Freedom!

When I opened my package I was hit with the scream of a bald eagle, and the smell of Kentucky Bourbon! Once I dawned my pair of American Flag Semper Silkies the Mt Rushmore heads all sheading tears for comfortable American shorts built for combat!

JI
08/17/2020
Jake I.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Different from the other styles

I have 4 other pairs of silkies from this website that all fit alike. This, however seems to be an older design with a narrower, more uncomfortable waistband and general fit. Also had a very scratchy tag on the back unlike my others which I had to cut out.

FS
08/05/2020
FRANKIE S.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Slow due to covid

I really would have loved these silkies before my vacation but have yet to receive them. I understand it’s due to Covid so I’m not mad about it. Looking forward to wearing them when I do receive them

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