As an active duty service member that gets to work with all kinds of Sailors and Marines, I'm going to wear these with pride. I might not be a high-speed operator like the what the C4 Foundation was created for, but I sure as **** feel like when I wear my silkies.
I thought these were going to be normal shorts. Nope! First of all, my MURPH time immediately dropped 17:76 Right off the bat. A bald eagle landed on my shoulder and began singing the national anthem. It was amazing! Chuck Norris showed up and round house kicked the devil in the face right in front of me. I found 50 bucks in my pocket and won a lifetime supply of Budweiser’s, met a supermodel who’s now my girlfriend and my credit improved by 85 points. Great purchase. Thanks.
Absolutely love my silkies! They are such good quality, and flatter my assets!
How do you describe something so invigorating ? I bought these to take the fight to ISIS in Iraq and the Talibans in Afghanistan. Let me tell you nothing is more FREE than launching combat air power to protect the guys on the ground and putting warheads on ******* foreheads! Just imagine the warm desert sun filled wind, the roar of freedom, and the warm jet exhaust blowing up your skirt. That my friend will give anyone a freedom *****. 10/10 would recommend
These silkiest rock. And they are for a good cause.
This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!