I thought these were going to be normal shorts. Nope! First of all, my MURPH time immediately dropped 17:76 Right off the bat. A bald eagle landed on my shoulder and began singing the national anthem. It was amazing! Chuck Norris showed up and round house kicked the devil in the face right in front of me. I found 50 bucks in my pocket and won a lifetime supply of Budweiser’s, met a supermodel who’s now my girlfriend and my credit improved by 85 points. Great purchase. Thanks.
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